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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Secret Passages Found: 3
Rune Stones Activated: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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