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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 32 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 42
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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