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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
Rainbows Spotted: 1 Meteorites Collected: 1
Evil Lairs Raided: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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