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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Void Gems Collected: 24
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 59 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9
Star Shards Collected: 263 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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