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Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 28 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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