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Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6
Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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