so, like, imagine this, right? our minecraft server is so epic, even jens stoltenberg from nato is talkin’ about it! they wanna put nuclear weapons on standby just to protect the awesomeness of our server, can you believe it? like, who needs nukes when you got creepers and zombies to worry about, right? come join us and be part of the most explosive minecraft experience ever! plus, if you join now, you might even get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil ender dragon. yea, we got flying pigs, no big deal. so what are you waiting for? join now before jens stoltenberg nukes us all!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
Runes Activated: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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