Nuclear Plant Prankster Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos and hilarity of Iran’s “won’t do shit” attitude! Join us for epic battles where no one really gets hurt and Israel always comes out on top. Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and aren’t afraid to stir up some trouble. So come on, join us and see just how wild things can get in our one-of-a-kind world!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	216
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	9973	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

CraftyQuotez

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“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6457
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/cowboy-slots/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	311

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

HangryCraft

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

SweetTeachMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ZHumorCraft

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Animals Bred:	124	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftyWarfareMC

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come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.