Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the NSFW facts you never knew you needed in your life! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous secrets, jaw-dropping revelations, and enough drama to make Herobrine blush. From scandalous block placements to steamy lava bath parties, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way through the most NSFW Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Alien Abductions: 0
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
Potions Brewed: 52 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Villages Defended: 11 Divine Scrolls Written: 22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PutinCraft2020

    PutinCraft2020
    join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

    Crafty Tariff Trouble Server
    so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

    but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 386 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

    DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21
    Server Name Draconicraft SMP
    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

    Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

    3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

    The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

    4. What is the server’s primary language?

    English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

    5. How large is the server world?

    The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

    6. Can I build large projects on the server?

    Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

    7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    8. How can I contact the server admins?

    You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Royal Torture Minecraft Server

    Royal Torture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

    And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

    The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

    Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 34
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • PetPals Minecraft Server

    PetPals Minecraft Server
    🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

    But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6534 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MomKnowsBestMC

    MomKnowsBestMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

    Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

    Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Crops Grown: 3348

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

    FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

    Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Buildings Constructed: 18
    Magic Items Found: 7238 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

    SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server
    Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

    So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

    ShadowCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyUkraine2020

    CraftyUkraine2020
    so like, this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got Zelenskyy meeting with Harris and spat with Trump, like what even is happening? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft. join us if you want to witness the most epic drama unfold right before your eyes. who needs reality TV when you have this server, amirite? come join the chaos and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Mines Excavated: 4545

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Loot Lottery Madness

    Loot Lottery Madness
    LOLZ, u ever feel like u won the lottery when u find a sick Minecraft server? well, dis server is like hitting the jackpot every time u log on! we got crazy builds dat will make ur eyeballs pop outta ur head, like seriously, we had to ban eyeball retrieval services cuz they were gettin overwhelmed.

    Not only dat, but we got mobs dat will make u question ur sanity. we got creepers doin the cha-cha, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies… well, they’re just bein zombies. but trust me, u ain’t never seen mobs like dis before.

    And don’t even get me started on our community events. we once had a pig race dat turned into a full-on piggy olympics. pigs doin hurdles, pigs doin synchronized swimming, pigs doin interpretive dance. it was a sight to behold, let me tell ya.

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of winning the Minecraft lottery every single day. just remember to hold onto ur eyeballs, cuz they might just pop out again.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Crops Grown: 5419 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Crafty Trans Teens Server

    Crafty Trans Teens Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where the blocks are as colorful as a unicorn’s fart! We have so much fun, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you have to pee! Plus, did you know that joining our server decreases your chances of turning into a llama by 69%? True story, bro.

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers are wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots out rainbow lasers! But be careful, because the zombies have been taking salsa dancing lessons and they’re ready to boogie down with you.

    Forget about those boring servers with no pizzazz. Ours is like a magical unicorn rollercoaster ride through a rainbow tornado! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • ArdynFall SMP: Where creepers are the only thing more explosive than the drama!

    ArdynFall SMP: Where creepers are the only thing more explosive than the drama!

    ArdynFall SMP – Your New Minecraft Home Awaits!

    Looking for a community-driven, semi-vanilla 1.21 Minecraft experience? Welcome to ArdynFall SMP, where the vanilla essence of Minecraft is preserved and enhanced with minor tweaks to improve your gameplay! No over-the-top mods, no pay-to-win features—just pure, fair gameplay in a community that’s inclusive and welcoming to all.

    Why Join ArdynFall SMP?
    Brand New World: We’ve moved to a new server and are only 3 weeks old! Now’s your chance to start fresh and build alongside us.
    Established & Close-Knit Community: Some of our players have been adventuring together for 2+ years!
    No Planned Server Resets: Build your legacy—your creations are here to stay!
    100% Uptime & Regular Backups: Our server runs around the clock with frequent backups to ensure your progress is safe.
    Dedicated Staff Team: A friendly, experienced staff is always available to assist with any issues or concerns.
    Player-Run Economy: Help develop our diamond-based shopping district and grow the server economy!
    Exciting Events: We’ve got plenty of engaging events planned for the future. But in the meantime, don’t miss out on our (optional) HermitCraft-inspired Demise event for the month of October!

    Quality of Life Plugins & Proximity Chat: Our server uses a select few plugins that are designed to enhance the vanilla experience without changing the core gameplay. Plus, we support the Proximity Chat Mod, allowing players the option to communicate in-game based on how close they are to each other. Perfect for more immersive gameplay!

    Interested? Join our discord and apply now!

    ⛏️Discord: https://discord.gg/Y2UbC8Xu8v⛏️

    See you in-game, adventurer!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Creamy Craft Minecraft Server

    Creamy Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about the cream, baby! Why settle for milk when you can have the cream of the crop?

    Join our server and experience the most epic adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. Build your own cream-themed castle and defend it against hordes of evil cows trying to steal your precious cream. Or embark on a quest to find the legendary Cream of Endless Fortune, rumored to grant wishes to those who possess it.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive cream-based mini-games like Creamy Parkour and Creamy Capture the Flag. And don’t even get us started on our cream-themed skins and accessories – you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

    So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a creamy good time like you’ve never experienced before. Trust us, once you go cream, you’ll never go back!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Falling into the Void: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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