Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this family’s canceled vacation plans.

Our server is perfect for those who love a good laugh and enjoy a bit of chaos. Just like how this husband went all out planning alternative summer activities after canceling a trip to Africa, we go above and beyond to provide the craziest Minecraft experience possible.

Who needs a vacation when you can join our server and escape reality in the most outrageous way? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of our wacky community where anything can happen!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Runes Activated: 4
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 13
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
Love Letters Sent: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyInventors

    CraftyInventors
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old plugins and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is like nothing you’ve ever seen before!

    Join us for the chance to discover the legendary “Chicken Cannon” – a contraption that launches explosive chickens at unsuspecting players. Trust us, you’ve never experienced chaos like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive “Diamond Unicorn” – a majestic creature that roams the land, leaving a trail of glitter and rainbows in its wake. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows what other crazy inventions and mythical creatures you’ll encounter along the way!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Star Shards Collected: 99
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 294 Dimension Hops: 14
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9066

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!

    MissileCraft: Volgograd Boom!
    OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MISSILES AND STUFF! LIKE, WE BLEW UP RUSSIA’S VOLGOGRAD OBLAST BUT OUR ARSENAL IS STILL INTACT! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CHAOS! BUILD A BUNKER OR SOMETHING, LOL. WHO NEEDS PEACEFUL MINECRAFT SERVERS WHEN U CAN HAVE EXPLOSIONS AND MISSILES, AMIRITE? COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT, MAYBE WE’LL BLOW UP THE MOON NEXT, HAHAHA. #CRAZY #EXPLOSIONS #MINECRAFTFUN

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Dragon Scales Harvested: 365
    Void Armor Forged: 28 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

    Bucketry Minecraft: Where farming, mining, and fishing are enhanced… just like your chances of getting lost in a cave!

    Bucketry Minecraft Server Overview

    Java IP mc.bucketry.net
    Bedrock IP mc.bucketry.net:19132
    Discord Join our Discord

    Server FAQ

    What can players expect on Bucketry Minecraft?

    Players can expect thrilling adventures, progression through ranks, immersive questline, trading features, custom enchantments, specialized activities, kingdom building, hidden treasures, grief prevention, advanced tools, companions, and more.

    How can players join the server?

    Players can join by connecting to either the Java IP (mc.bucketry.net) or the Bedrock IP (mc.bucketry.net:19132). They can also join the Discord server for community interactions.

    Are there custom features on the server?

    Yes, the server offers over 200 custom enchantments, special activities like Pyro Fishing, farming, and mining, custom spawners, better structures, CrazyEnvoys, ExcellentCrates, and more.

    How can players protect their lands?

    Players can use the Grief Prevention system with a custom GUI to protect their lands easily.

    What other unique features does the server offer?

    The server offers upgradeable hoppers, advanced chests, simple pets with a soul system, temporary flight, chat games, AFK pool, community events like PinataParty, and more.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Zombie Dances: 5 Potions Brewed: 147

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

    Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

    Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

    But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • 7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

    7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 280
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Enchantments Applied: 197
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Villages Defended: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PhotobombingGramps

    PhotobombingGramps
    So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

    So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 159 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • DisasterCraft SMP

    DisasterCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

    But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Animals Bred: 52 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Cursed Lands Purified: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SkyHighShenanigans

    SkyHighShenanigans
    Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Farms Harvested: 686
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Dimension Hops: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 74 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • HolyCraft Minecraft Server

    HolyCraft Minecraft Server
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 46 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 398 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 26
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 302 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

    NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server
    so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

    Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

    Citizen Snips Season 2

    Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

    Features
    Dynamic Trees
    Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
    Atlantis Has Risen
    CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
    Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

    Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

    Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

    A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

    Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

    A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

    Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

    A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

    Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

    A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Animals Bred: 72
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Draw Thread Minecraft Server

    Draw Thread Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

    Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 263 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • The Well? Minecraft SMP

    The Well? Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the land of chaos and craziness! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where the only rule is to have fun and cause as much mayhem as possible. Join us if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous builds, and unexpected twists at every turn.

    Why should you join?

    1. We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the server with their impeccable llama logic. You never know what they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be hilarious.

    2. Our custom mobs are something out of a nightmare (or a comedy show). From dancing creepers to singing skeletons, you’ll never know what to expect when you’re out exploring.

    3. The admin team is made up of mischievous wizards who love to mess with players in the most absurd ways possible. Get ready for random teleportation, upside-down houses, and flying pigs galore.

    4. Our community is a mix of comedians, pranksters, and overall chaos enthusiasts. You’ll never have a dull moment with this group of players, whether you’re building together or trying to survive their outrageous shenanigans.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and embrace the madness. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this world, anything can happen (and probably will).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

    Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

    Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 5171
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Magic Crystals Found: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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