Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with 14-year-old girls who just aren’t cutting it in the attractiveness department? Well, fear not, because on our server, we cater to a different crowd – the /b/ homos who love to date ugly old ladies! Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions, hilarious banter, and of course, plenty of blocky adventures. Who needs teenage drama when you can have a server full of mature ladies who know how to have a good time? So come on, join us and see why dating ugly old ladies is the new trend in Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Void Armor Forged: 26 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY