Not 2b2t | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCouple28

accomplishment, acknowledge, ah, Apology, Cash, college graduation, CraftyCouple28, daughter-in-law, DÍL, family, gift, grad school, hurt, justify, Overlook, parents, pride, REWARD, single mother, Son, text

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	143	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate individual achievements in the most outrageous ways! Just like this 55-year-old mom who only gave cash to her son for graduating grad school because she raised him as a single mom. But don’t worry, we won’t overlook your accomplishments like she did to her DIL – we’ll throw a virtual party for you and shower you with diamonds! Join us and become part of a family that truly appreciates all your hard work, no matter how crazy it may seem!

AdultingSMP: Taxes & Responsibilities

adulting, AdultingSMP, aging, bills, budgeting, career advancement, Decision making, emotional maturity, financial stress, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Life skills, mental health, personal growth, relationships, responsibilities, self-care, social expectations, TAXES, Time management, unexpected challenges, work-life balance

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

OMG guys, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. It’s like a magical wonderland on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They communicate through interpretive dance and offer quests that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out relationship advice. It’s like Dr. Phil meets Animal Farm up in here.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP server? Well, for starters, we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Yeah, you heard me right. It’s a thrill ride like no other, guaranteed to make you scream like a little girl. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and reenact scenes from Shakespeare plays. To be or not to be, that is the question.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust me, you won’t regret it. See you on the flip side, my fellow blockheads! #YOLO #MinecraftMadness

CraftyTortureLand

anxiety, coping mechanisms, CraftyTortureLand, daily torture, depression, emotional wellbeing, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mindfulness, self-care, stress, support system, Therapy

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	4754	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Join our server and escape the daily torture of monotony! Our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling giant mutant chickens to navigating through a maze of exploding creepers, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So say goodbye to boring and hello to insanity – join us today and start living your best Minecraft life!

WarCrimeCraft Minecraft Server

Brazil, controversial case, criminal investigation, diplomatic incident, foreign relations, global news, government response, human rights violations, international justice, international law, Israeli soldier, justice system, legal implications, legal proceedings, Middle East conflict, military personnel, Minecraft, Police investigation, political tensions, Server, vacation, War Crimes, WarCrimeCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6342	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

so like, this server is the bomb diggity yo. we got crazier than a squirrel on a caffeine high shenanigans happening all the time. like, one time, we had a llama riding contest and the winner got a pet dragon. true story bro.

also, we got this secret underground bunker where we hold epic dance parties every night. the DJ is a creeper wearing sunglasses, it’s lit af.

oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo with mutant animals? yeah, you can ride a giant chicken or cuddle with a radioactive sheep. it’s wild, man.

join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. what more could you ask for, amirite?

CraftyUkraineWarz

aggression, ARMS, blinken, Conflict, CraftyUkraineWarz, Crisis, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, hindsight, international relations, intervention, Invasion, military aid, Preparation, Support, Ukraine, US, War, weapons

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8441
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

lol so like, this server is lit af, like we knew what was up before it even happened, we sent arms to Ukraine like 5 months before the conflict started, we were just ahead of the game, ya know? Join our server and be part of the most epic predictions ever made in Minecraft history. Plus, we have unicorns roaming around and diamond armor that makes you invincible. Trust us, you wanna be part of this madness.

Toilet Water Fingers: The Minecraft Server

Accidents, awkward, bathroom, bathroom habits, cleanliness, EMBARRASSING, Fingers, fingers in water, Hands, hygiene, INCONVENIENCE, long hands, Minecraft, mishap, personal hygiene, restroom, Server, SIZE, TOILET, toilet water, UNCOMFORTABLE, Water, WIPING

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6988

come join our minecraft server where we have toilets so big you can wash your hands without even trying! our players have been known to accidentally dip their fingers in the toilet water because they’re just so dang long! it’s a hilarious mishap that happens way too often on our server. don’t miss out on the fun – join today and see if you can avoid the toilet water fingers trap!

Hot Herbivore Haven

animal adaptations, Animal Behavior, animal diets, animal evolution, animal physiology, Animals, digestive challenges, Evolution, Haven, herbivore, herbivore evolution, Herbivores, herbivorous animals, higher body temperatures, hot, land vertebrates, plant based diet, plant-based diets, temperature adaptation, temperature effects, thermal regulation, vertebrate diets, vertebrate evolution

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5380
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where animals with higher body temperatures turn into herbivores, like what even? imagine a cow turning into a rabbit just because it’s too hot, like woah. it’s like a crazy evolution party up in here. we got all the major land vertebrate groups getting their herbivore on, dealing with those plant-based diet struggles like champs. it’s a wild ride, man. so come on over and witness the madness for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll see a lion munching on some grass or a crocodile chomping on a salad. anything is possible in this wacky world of ours.

Crafted Resort!

alliances, armor, battle, Bounty, building, Cosmetics, crafted, dragons, friendship, Fun, gameplay, Join, Kingdoms, Medieval Fantasy, Modded, proximity chat, resort, seasons system, Server, smp, Solo, Staff

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Void Armor Forged:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	50	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Minecraft Server: Crafted Resort

Overview:

Features	Modded server with Ice and Fire dragons, armor, building items, and cosmetics
Additional Features	Proximity chat, Bounty feature, Kingdoms system
Seasons	Season 1 theme: Medieval Fantasy

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there dragons on this server?	Yes, the server includes Ice and Fire dragons for players to interact with.
Is there a Kingdoms system in place?	Yes, players can form teams and apply to create official kingdoms for battles and alliances.
Are solo players allowed on the server?	Yes, there is no rule against staying solo on the server. Players can choose to play alone or join a team.
What is the theme of Season 1?	The theme for Season 1 is Medieval Fantasy, with a different theme for each season.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join here

Neon Genesis Raising Project 1.20.6

1.20.6, Affair, comedy, Erotic, Falling, genesis, genre, GIANT, guardian, Jet Alone, Kadokawa Shoten, Manga, Neon, neon genesis evangelion, Osamu Takahashi, Parent, Project, Raising, Raising Project, ROBOT, romance, Romantic, Shinji Ikari, Shounen Ace, spin-off, Tropes, video game, Yui Ikari

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Potions Brewed:	178	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that’s like Neon Genesis Evangelion on steroids? It’s like if Shinji Ikari was raising creepers instead of robots, bro!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate romance comedy spin-off where Shinji deals with all the drama of raising explosive creatures while trying to keep his own life together. It’s like a manga come to life, but with blocks and pickaxes, yo!

Forget about the original Neon Genesis Evangelion, this server is where the real action is at. Get ready for some erotic romantic comedy mixed with giant robotlike things – it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of raising creepers in a world where falling is just part of the game. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but who cares? It’s gonna be lit!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary, aunt, babysit, Confidence, cousins, DAUGHTER, dress code, fairy tale, family drama, GirlMom, husband, Minecraft, New Year, npd, parents, relationship, Server, sister, under the stars, update, Wedding, wedding dress, WeddingCraft

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a family dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling rivalries, dress code debates, and heartwarming resolutions!

Embark on a quest to mend relationships with your virtual family members, just like this player did with her sister. Will you be able to convince your sister to let you wear what you want to family gatherings? Will you finally be allowed to talk about your accomplishments without judgment? Only time will tell on our server!

Experience the joy of a fairytale wedding under the stars, complete with a cute checkerboard dress and a handsome prince by your side. Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own happily ever after in Minecraft?

Join now and unlock the ultimate gift of family acceptance and love. Plus, you might even score some babysitting gigs for your virtual niece! It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and adventures waiting for you on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and start your own epic family saga!

BabyBlockParty

BabyBlockParty, family boundaries, mother-in-law boundaries, newborn boundaries, newborn boundaries with family, newborn boundaries with visitors, newborn care, newborn health, newborn health guidelines, newborn health precautions, newborn holding restrictions, newborn holding rules, newborn hospital rules, newborn immunity, newborn safety, newborn visitation policy, NICU baby, NICU nurse, NICU visitation, preemie baby, restricting who holds newborn

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can set strict boundaries like this mom did for her preemie baby? Look no further! Our server is so exclusive, only the parents (you) are allowed to hold any virtual babies in the game. No sneaky grandparents or random players can snatch them up without your permission. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no viruses allowed” policy, so your baby avatars will stay safe and healthy. Plus, we offer daily updates on in-game progress, just like this mom did for her real baby. Join now and experience the ultimate protective parenting experience in Minecraft!

CraftyMen SMP

CraftyMen, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5551
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

OMG, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb dot com, like seriously you guys, you HAVE to join because the admins are like total babes and they give out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the players have dance parties with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle biome, you’ll unlock superpowers and be able to fly like a chicken. So like, come join us and let’s build a giant statue of a potato together, because why not? #PotatoSquadForever 🥔💃🕺

CreepyCraft Night Shift

bizarre happenings, chilling experiences, creepy, creepycraft, eerie, ghostly encounters, Graveyard Shift, haunted workplace, late night, mysterious events, night, night shift tales, night shift workers, Paranormal, scary stories, Shift, spooky, strange occurrences, Supernatural, things that go bump in the night, unexplained, unsettling incidents, witnessed

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Are you tired of working the night shift and only encountering creepy things in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only creepy things you’ll witness are the skeletons and zombies trying to attack you. Say goodbye to late-night office hauntings and hello to late-night block building fun! Plus, rumor has it that if you survive a night in our server, you’ll be granted the ability to see in the dark in real life. Who needs sleep when you can have Minecraft adventures instead? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate night shift warrior!

TransGas Minecraft Server

eastern europe, economic support, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy dependence, energy imports, energy negotiations, energy security, european union, foreign policy, gas purchase, gas supply, geopolitical strategy, international relations, Minecraft, political alliances, regional politics, russia, Russian influence, Server, TransGas, Transnistria, West

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so like, this server is like the Transnistria of Minecraft servers, we don’t need no gas from the West cuz we got all the power from our epic redstone contraptions! Plus, we’re just chillin’ here waitin’ for Russia to come swoop in and help us out, just like how we’ll swoop in and help you out when you join our server. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of crazy adventures and epic builds. So come on, join us and let’s show the world how we roll in this crazy Minecraft server!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, defense systems, drone warfare, eastern europe, foreign components, foreign parts, international relations, military conflict, military equipment, military escalation, military intervention, military technology, missile attacks, political tensions, russian aggression, Russian drones, Russian missiles, ukraine conflict, Ukrainian crisis, WARFARE, Zelensky

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8702
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Towns Built:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more than 50,000 foreign parts found in Russian drones, missiles launched at Ukraine this week, Zelensky says. why join? cuz we have the craziest battles you’ve ever seen, with drones flying around and missiles launching left and right. it’s like a war zone but in minecraft! come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, who wouldn’t want to say they survived a russian drone attack in minecraft? join now and see if you have what it takes to come out on top in this insane world we’ve created.