Join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you enchanted pickaxes for stacks of hay bales. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt to protect your precious loot. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Herobrine Sightings: 2
Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Star Shards Collected: 128
Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
Crops Grown: 7657 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 26 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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