Join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you enchanted pickaxes for stacks of hay bales. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt to protect your precious loot. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 104/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
Zombie Dances: 2 New Chunks Explored: 868749
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Dimension Hops: 2
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Animals Bred: 192

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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