Join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who will trade you enchanted pickaxes for stacks of hay bales. Plus, our server is guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt to protect your precious loot. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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