NoSisNoHouse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MineCraftyMemories

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Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	44

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Potions Brewed:	65	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Magic Items Found:	8242	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	264
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BdayBashCraft

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Are you tired of dealing with office drama on your birthday? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

Our server is the perfect escape from the Minnie the Moochers of the world. No cookie cakes allowed, only Chantilly cakes from Whole Foods for everyone! And don’t worry, there’s no HR department to get involved if someone tries to ruin your birthday surprise.

Join us for a world of endless possibilities and zero office politics. Build your dream birthday cake castle or embark on a quest to defeat the evil cookie cake monster. The choice is yours on our server!

So why wait? Join now and leave the office drama behind. And remember, on our server, the only AH is the Creeper trying to blow up your masterpiece!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MovieEndGame Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than the final scene of Avengers: Endgame? Look no further, because our server’s ending is so epic, it’ll make you question reality itself! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises, unexpected plot twists, and more drama than a soap opera on steroids. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity. So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	181411	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CharityCraft2021

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you support the cause of saving the pixelated penguins in the Arctic biome! Yes, you heard that right – these poor little penguins are in danger and need your help to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the entire server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the Nether realm. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	7164

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

LePenCraft Minecraft Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u just wanna build stuff in minecraft but u also wanna have a laugh? well this server is the place for u! we got all the crazy shenanigans u could ever want, like building giant statues of french politicians and pretending they’re in a embezzlement trial! join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, drama, and maybe even some pixelated courtroom antics. come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty Care Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a giant pig boss who only appears on a full moon. Trust us, it’s totally real.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, try your luck in our custom-built parkour challenge where the obstacles include flying chickens, exploding sheep, and a maze made entirely of cake. It’s a sugar rush like no other!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to take care of yourself… because things are about to get wild!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	20	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Free Ranch Dressing Minecraft SMP

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s saucy in more ways than one? Well, look no further because our server is like a Burger King, but instead of crowns, we’re giving out free tubs of ranch dressing with every order! That’s right, 8 ounces of creamy goodness to dip your blocks in while you build your epic creations.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the ranch dressing on our server is enchanted with special powers. Some say it gives you the ability to fly, others say it makes your pickaxe mine diamonds faster. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to with a tub of magical ranch by your side?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the ranch is flowing and the fun never stops. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got ranch dressing, are we right?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1214	Emeralds Found:	5561
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Towns Built:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8954

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CatTortureCraft

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come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Solaris

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A new towny server. This will be an actual description soon. Why does this have to have a 300 character requirement. I don’t have a description yet I’m not good with these. I’m only halfway there now. Good lord. Join us on this absolutely fantastic server that definitely isn’t still being set up.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Sapling SMP

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Sapling.gg! A next generation of Minecraft survival servers! Founded in 2024, Sapling.gg is where innovation meets community-driven gameplay, offering an experience that’s as unique as it is engaging. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or just starting your Minecraft journey, Sapling.gg has something special for everyone.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Animals Bred:	144	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Divine Spears Created:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

ChaosGrief⭐1.16-1.20✅Events⭐WIP⚡ Minecraft server

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LOTS OF EXCITING CONTENT WAITING FOR YOU:

5 Unique events with valuable loot and interesting mechanics; Custom dynamites, totems, runes, potions, arrows and other valuable resources; Excellent spawn with a pvp arena, a resource buyer, a well-developed auction; As well as new private blocks, a new top design, a new website and much more!

Also, in honor of the opening of the server, all players will receive: A coupon for a 50% discount when purchasing any privilege on the site

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Animals Bred:	180
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Love Letters Sent:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

City Simp: Where you can build a city and make it simp-tastic! No resets, just late-game shenanigans!

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Overview of City SMP Minecraft Server

Description	Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional Minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things happening all around you.
Server Age	Four years old
Features	– Urban development focus – In-game economy – Functional rail network – Custom enchants and crafts – Endgame mobs with scaling difficulty

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join an existing city?	Yes, you are free to join an existing city or create your own.
How can I join the server?	Click on the link provided in the server trailer or visit the linktr.ee/citysmp.
What is the server focus?	The server focuses on urban development, player interaction, and in-game economy.
Are there custom features on the server?	Yes, there are custom enchants, crafts, and endgame mobs with scaling difficulty.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”