NoSisNoHouse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than letting your sister crash on your couch? Look no further! Our server is a peaceful oasis where you can escape the chaos of real life and build your dream world without any unwanted houseguests.

Join us and avoid the drama of having your sister turn your house into a party zone while you’re out mining for diamonds. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds without any family drama getting in the way.

Don’t let your sister guilt trip you into letting her move in – join our server instead and build a virtual mansion where she’s not invited! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family feuds. So come on over and leave the eviction drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Dimension Hops:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

EterniaMC – Chunks

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Eternia Chunks is a unique Minecraft experience where you start with just one chunk and gradually unlock new ones as you progress! Perfect for both solo adventurers or co-op with friends, this server offers a wide variety of ChunkWorld gamemodes to explore.

Join Eternia Chunks today and start your adventure in this epic world of possibilities!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Gallop & Grind Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic horses? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find the coolest horse you’ve ever seen – straight from the mystical land of Uzbekistan! This horse can fly, shoot lasers from its eyes, and even breakdance like a pro. Join our server now to witness this majestic creature in action and ride into battle like never before! Plus, rumor has it that this horse holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. So what are you waiting for? Saddle up and join us on this wild adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Only Good Cape Shit in Last Decade Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only good capeshit in the last decade is our server! Join us for some midHow did this happen fun as we embark on insane adventures and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their pet pig into a superhero with laser eyes. Now, that pig roams the server, fighting off creepers and saving villagers in distress. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the brave soul to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches for yourself?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocks and pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CousinRuleBreakerCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that breaks all the rules? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is so wild, even my uncle, the doctor, would be shocked by the madness that goes on here.

Just like how my cousin defied her dad’s rule and bought the Jurassic Park novel, you too can defy all expectations on our server. Who needs accurate science when you can have a blast playing Minecraft with us?

So come on over and join the fun! Just remember, on our server, the only rule is to have a good time. See you there!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LebCraft – No Israeli Demands

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where unicorns roam free, pigs fly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained U.N. peacekeepers who will stop at nothing to keep the peace. They may not be able to stop wars in the real world, but in Minecraft, they are unstoppable!

Join now and you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams from its eyes. Plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels will sing your praises. It’s like heaven, but in block form!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Animals Bred:	181
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Wobble Craft: Dark Matter Detection

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yo yo yo, listen up gamers! have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so lit that even aliens from Mars are getting in on the action? well, look no further cuz our server is out of this world!

rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of dark matter passing by as you mine for diamonds. that’s right, we’re so next level that even MIT is studying us to figure out how we’re attracting all this intergalactic attention.

so come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to explore the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures with your fellow gamers. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to Mars and become besties with some alien creepers. the possibilities are endless on our server!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world. join our server today and let the cosmic adventures begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WaterMelon Mc

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Welcome to WaterMelojn Mc BEST LIFESTEAL SERVER EVER Maded Try it Now Best Ranks Crates Keys Voting |And Much More Join Now and Exprince the Best Lifesteal server

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	40
New Chunks Explored:	972392	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Solis MC

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Come play on Solis Mc. We have Oneblock currently and will be adding more modes. We have custom animated items and all items are completely free of pay to win.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Holy Grails Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Enchantments Applied:	286	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

DessertGateCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	683	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Love Letters Sent:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	140
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

BoomBorder Minecraft Server

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OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Crops Grown:	8623	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TalibanTakedownCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5251
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

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Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Emeralds Found:	8582	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Dimension Hops:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!