NoSisNoHouse | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MapleMC

Challenges, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Minigames, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, Shop, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

MapleMC is a Minecraft Survival server with chill community where you can aim to become the best player by grinding to get loot, creating clans, earning money, and fighting others. You can also decide to live peacefully with peaceful clans.

IP: Play.MapleMC.fun

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	213
Secret Passages Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NexCraft Eternal

alliances, configurations, Economy, empire-building, Factions, finances, Griefers, influence, Land claiming, Land Protection, MCMMO, Mods, nation system, Player Run Economy, Resources, server-wide events, Survival Games, TAXES, Towny, ultimate experience, Vanilla, War, world

Key Features of the Towny Server Town Creation and Management: Players can create their own towns, recruit residents, and expand into bustling cities. Form alliances or go to war with other towns! Economy: Towny integrates a player-run economy, so you can trade resources, set taxes, and manage finances to build your empire. Land Claiming: Protect your builds from griefers and claim land as your own. The more you expand, the more influence your town gains in the world! Nation System: Towns can form into nations for protection or dominance. Compete in server-wide events and see which nation reigns supreme. And more! The team is working with various mods and additional configurations to create the ultimate experience!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Green Acres Minecraft Server

#youtube, Acres, art, Cecilia, Cecilia Immergreen, Green.., half-life 2, Immergination, Immergreen, ImmerMarks, ImmerMemes, ImmerMerch, ImmerPiece, ImmerScreen, ImmerTemplate, memes, merch, Minecraft, Music, Server, Stream, twitter

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and memes galore!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Cecilia Immergreen once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a dream. If you join our server, you too can become a legendary warrior like Cecilia and conquer all the mobs in your path.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the 269th Wind, a mysterious force that grants players incredible powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? The 269th Wind can make it happen!

And let’s not forget about our epic streams. Witness the epic battles of balltomo as we avenge their honor and save the world from certain doom. Plus, our important videos will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your very existence.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on /grün/ – Cecilia Immergreen General for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Let’s go, gamers!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Enchantments Applied:	100	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Fidget Spinner Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a fidget spinner for your Minecraft experience – constantly spinning with excitement and fun!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding on the backs of flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and a petting zoo where you can tame a creeper and teach it to do tricks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the reigning champion of our annual llama racing competition!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ores Mined:	8521	Runes Activated:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Date Night Rescue Minecraft Server

Boundaries, car rides, Communication, date, Driving, Expectations, Favors, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendship maintenance, helping friends, Minecraft, mutual respect, night, passive aggressive, patterns, public transit, Reliability, rescue, Server, setting limits, social interactions, Support, taking advantage, Transportation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ExWifeExileCraft

aita, BF, blended families, Boundaries, canceling trip, Confrontation, Consistency, CoParenting, Disney, ex wife, ExWifeExileCraft, family dynamics, long term relationship, once in a lifetime experience, parenting, relationships, Stability, vacation

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected guests, boundary-breaking ex-wives, and a boyfriend who just can’t say no!

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle when suddenly, your boyfriend’s ex-wife shows up unannounced with her entourage of friends. They start lounging by your pool, raiding your fridge, and acting like they own the place. But wait, it gets even crazier – she’s now crashing your girls’ trip to Disney, claiming it’s a “once in a lifetime experience” when she’s been there before!

Will you stand your ground and demand she leaves, or will you let the drama unfold and see where it takes you? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable parenting decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Let the games begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Runes Activated:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Farms Harvested:	458
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BotheredBlox in Minecraft SMP

aggravation, Agitation, ANNOY, Bother, Botheration, bothered, BotheredBlox, chafe, discomfort, displeasure, exasperation, Frustration, irk, irksome, irritate, Minecraft, Nuisance, Peeve, perturb, pet peeve, smp, Upset, vexation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your virtual world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and secret underground lairs. Our server is home to a community of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to keep you on your toes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to start a llama racing league? We support that too.

But beware, for our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for stealing people’s diamonds and leaving behind cheesy love notes. And rumor has it that there’s a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server and turn it into a chicken utopia.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then join us today. Just remember to watch your back and always keep a stack of enchanted golden apples handy. You never know what craziness awaits you in our wacky world!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AwkwardCraft

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward experiences, awkward gaffes, awkward incidents, awkward memories, awkward mishaps, awkward mistakes, awkward moments, awkward situations, awkward slip-ups, AwkwardCraft, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, foot in mouth, funny stories, oops moments, social blunders, social faux pas, uncomfortable situations

Have you ever accidentally told your boss you love them instead of saying thank you for a promotion? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all awkward moments and turn them into hilarious memories! Join us for a chance to build epic structures while laughing at the most cringeworthy moments in Minecraft history. Who knows, you might even accidentally build a giant statue of your boss declaring your undying love for them! So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

RLfactions

Base Defense, brutal survival challenges, building, challenging server, competitive, dragons, Dungeons, exciting gameplay, faction warfare, Factions, factions mechanics, Modded, PvP, Raiding, Rlcraft, RLFactions server, Strategizing, Survival, tough survival challenge, Vibrant environment

RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

QuoteMC

chance, crate keys, gameplay, Minecraft, Pickaxe, QuoteMC, Rewards, Server, Survival, sword, Voting, WIN

Vote crate keys can win here and everything really wins something and gets a 50% chance of winning a sword and a pickaxe

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Get ready to lose your sleep in the Land of No Social Life [smp]

active realm, Arena, Conflicts, Discord, Etheria, expire, Faction, Factions, Join, Land, Life, Link, LOSE, members, Message, plot of land, Politics, pvp tournaments, Ready, Sleep, smp, Social, territorial conflicts, Tournaments, Treasure Hunts, Wars

Realm of Etheria Minecraft Server

Description	We are an active realm where you can join a faction, or live on your own in your own plot of land. We currently have around 17 members. We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
Discord Link	https://discord.gg/vV4ch3mEjx

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the realm of Etheria?	You can join by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions there.
What activities are available in the realm?	We have wars, politics, territorial conflicts, treasure hunts, PvP tournaments in the arena, and more!
How many members are currently in the realm?	We currently have around 17 members.
Can I live on my own plot of land in the realm?	Yes, you have the option to live on your own in your own plot of land or join a faction.
Is PvP allowed in the realm?	Yes, we have PvP tournaments in the arena for those who enjoy competitive gameplay.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Pixel Latina Waifus Minecraft Server

Anime, digital art, Diversity, empowerment, Fan art, Female Characters, fictional characters, Hispanic, Latin American, latina, Latinx, Latinx culture, latinx waifus, Manga, Minecraft, Online Community, PIXEL, pop culture, post, representation, Server, social media, waifus

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! We’ve got post latinx waifus running around, ready to be your pixelated companions. Need a mining buddy? How about a cute latinx waifu to keep you company while you dig for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday event, where players can battle it out in epic taco-eating contests for the chance to win exclusive in-game prizes. And rumor has it, if you win three Taco Tuesday events in a row, you’ll unlock the secret ability to summon a giant taco to crush your enemies. Talk about a delicious victory!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even find true love with a post latinx waifu along the way. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything is possible!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

/pcrg/ – Minecraft SMP: Princess Connect! Re:Dive General

Battlefield of Memories, Clans, Commander Makoto, Connect, Dungeon x2, general, Guildhouse furniture, H.Kyoka, H.Mimi, H.Misogi, Hard x2, Kotposter Resources, Lind, Luna Tower, Masterpiece, Minecraft, new player guide, Normal x3, pcrg, Pirate Anna, Platinum Gacha, princess, Princess Connect! Re:Dive, ReDive, Resources, smp, Story Event Rerun, TS.Kyaru, TS.Suzuna, Ultimate Refining, VH x2, Wizarding Youth Days

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old events and banners? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous rate up banners featuring Lind and Commander Makoto (Limited Edition, of course).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly hosting insane events like VH x2 and Platinum Gacha With Masterpiece. And don’t even get me started on our upcoming Ultimate Refining and Battlefield of Memories events – they’re sure to blow your mind!

Oh, and did I mention our Main Story Update? We’re increasing the level cap to 322, UE cap to 330, and adding Pirate Anna to the shop. Plus, our Guildhouse furniture is getting a level increase – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a crazy good time filled with wacky events, outrageous banners, and insane updates. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CopBlocker420 – Minecraft SMP

AUTHORITY, Badge, CAR, Community, CopBlocker420, Crime Prevention, Duty, emergency, enforcement, fear, Justice, law enforcement, Minecraft, Patrol, Police, protect and serve, public servant, Respect, response, Safety, smp, Trust, Uniform

Oh, when you see a cop on our Minecraft SMP, you better run for the hills! Not because they’re gonna bust you for breaking the blocky law, but because they challenge players to epic parkour races through the city streets. And if you beat them, you get a special diamond badge to show off your mad skills. Plus, rumor has it that the cops are actually secret agents from a top-secret government agency trying to recruit the best players for a top-secret mission to save the world from an evil Ender Dragon bent on destroying everything. So yeah, join our SMP for some cop chase parkour fun and maybe save the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	New Chunks Explored:	32054
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyLifeLessons

Adaptability, Character development, CraftyLifeLessons, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, determination, Focus, goal-setting, growth mindset., learning, life lessons, overcoming challenges, patience, perseverance, problem solving, resilience, self improvement, strategy, teamwork, video games

Have you ever learned valuable life lessons from a video game? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll learn that the best way to survive in the wild is by building a house out of giant mushrooms! Trust us, it’s totally practical and not at all ridiculous.

Join our server and you’ll also discover that the key to success is riding around on a pig while wearing a pumpkin on your head. It may sound strange, but hey, it works for us!

But the most important lesson you’ll learn on our server is that friendship is magic…literally. Build a unicorn stable with your friends and ride off into the sunset on your majestic steeds. Who needs real life when you have a Minecraft world full of sparkly unicorns?

So come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the wacky and wonderful world of Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Enchantments Applied:	146