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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 101/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 22 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY