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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances: 8 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
Rainbows Spotted: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Secret Passages Found: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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