NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members dropping hints about their homelessness!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.

Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 6674
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Emeralds Found: 1331
Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

    FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Ores Mined: 3918
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 6
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Magic Items Found: 4994

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 172 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Crops Grown: 7129 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 20

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Falling into the Void: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Elemental Crystals Collected: 24

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8721 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Astral Staffs Crafted: 20
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Burning Alive Minecraft Server

    Burning Alive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Villages Defended: 12
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 493 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

    Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

    So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Zombie Dances: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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