NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

NoRoom4Noobs Minecraft Server

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape to in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family members dropping hints about their homelessness!

Join us and leave behind the struggles of irresponsible relatives who constantly make poor decisions. No more guilt trips about the things you have or subtle hints for food and money. On our server, you can focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise without any unwanted guests cramping your style.

Don’t let the fear of ruining your relationship with family members hold you back from joining our server. Let their kids suffer in the cold while you enjoy the warmth of a community that understands the importance of boundaries. Say goodbye to panhandlers and hello to a world where you can truly relax and have fun.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind. After all, who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Crops Grown: 4563 Buildings Constructed: 31
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 10

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Worth It or End Up… Minecraft SMP

    Worth It or End Up… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your handheld devices collecting dust in a forgotten drawer? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. Who needs a miyoo mini when you can have a diamond sword in hand and a creeper at your back? Trust us, this SMP will have you saying “tech gadgets who?” Join now for a chance to win a virtual pet squid named Squishy and bragging rights for surviving the most ridiculous pranks from our mischievous admins. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our SMP today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer

    GFSeatSwapMinecraftServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that values chivalry and protecting your loved ones? Look no further than our server! Just like the dilemma this guy faced on a plane, we believe in putting your girlfriend’s comfort first, even if it means sacrificing your own leg room.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your chivalrous side by always giving up the best loot for your fellow players. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, don’t worry, we have a whole community ready to debate whether you were right or wrong in your decision-making.

    So come join us, where the only thing bigger than our world is the heart of our players (and maybe the hitboxes of our mobs, but we don’t talk about that).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 109 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • SisSwapCraft

    SisSwapCraft
    Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate royal treatment just like in this crazy hotel story! Imagine logging in and finding yourself in a luxurious royal suite, complete with diamond blocks and gold-plated armor. And if your room gets overbooked, don’t worry – we’ll upgrade you to an even fancier suite at no extra cost!

    But that’s not all – we also offer free flights on our virtual airline, gourmet virtual dinners cooked by our pixelated chefs, and exclusive access to our virtual spa where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and building.

    So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join us and live like royalty? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the high life in blocky paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 28 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46 Chimeras Created: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Minecraft SMP Confessions

    Minecraft SMP Confessions
    Are you a fan of building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats? Do you enjoy organizing epic llama races across treacherous lava pits? Then boy, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join us on our server where llamas reign supreme and the only rule is that there are no rules (except for the ones we make up as we go along).

    Picture this: a world where llamas are the ultimate rulers, where diamond armor is so last season and everyone rides around on llama-back. Our server is a llama lover’s paradise, where you can build your dream llama palace, compete in llama fashion shows, and even participate in llama-themed treasure hunts.

    So if you’re ready to embrace your inner llama fanatic and join a community of like-minded players, then come on down to our server and let the llama shenanigans begin! Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 82 Players Killed by Monsters: 3239

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • PixelPanic: To Mine or Not to Mine?

    PixelPanic: To Mine or Not to Mine?
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what color block to build your house with? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be faced with life-changing decisions every day!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server when suddenly you come across a group of villagers being attacked by a horde of zombie chickens. Do you save the villagers and risk getting pecked to death, or do you run away and live to mine another day? The choice is yours!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical beast said to guard a treasure trove of diamonds beyond your wildest dreams. Will you muster up the courage to face the Diamond Dragon and claim your riches, or will you cower in fear like a noob?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your decision-making skills and provide endless hours of entertainment, then join us today! Just remember, the fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands…no pressure or anything.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Pixel Pals United

    Pixel Pals United
    OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE TOOK DOWN THE INTERNET ARCHIVE WITH OUR EPIC BUILDING SKILLS. WE BUILT A GIANT CREEPER THAT EXPLODED AND TOOK OUT THE WHOLE WEBSITE. NOW WE’RE ON A MISSION TO BUILD A MEGA CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. JOIN US AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST CHAOTIC AND HILARIOUS SERVER EVER. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS. DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A LEGEND.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 9 Dragon Scales Harvested: 424
    Magic Items Found: 8596 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • JungleSMP Survival Server

    JungleSMP Survival Server

    Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.com Port – 25408 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – play.junglesmp.com with same port

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 14 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Fuscia SMP: We’ve Got Mods & More! Check Out the Modlist Below! #NoSquareBrackets #NoCurlyBraces

    Fuscia SMP: We’ve Got Mods & More! Check Out the Modlist Below! #NoSquareBrackets #NoCurlyBraces

    Minecraft Server Overview

    No whitelist, open to anybody. Join the discord server to get started 🙂

    Discord Server

    Modlist:

    Mod Name
    AppleSkin
    Amendments

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join the discord server mentioned above to get the details on how to join.

    Q: Is there a whitelist?

    A: No, the server is open to anyone.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Runes Activated: 8 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever play on!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger, rumored to grant the eater infinite mining abilities. Battle against hordes of zombie chickens armed with enchanted pickaxes and explosive eggs. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Endermen who love to prank unsuspecting players by replacing their houses with giant pink flamingos!

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the mighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off for the chance to win a pair of enchanted diamond boots that let you jump 100 blocks in a single bound!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dimension Hops: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Runes Activated: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 45
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209
    Welcome to the Hellish Revenge Edition Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner demon and wreak havoc in the virtual realm of Hell! Join us for a chance to rehabilitate demons, reduce overpopulation, and maybe even check out into Heaven if you play your cards right.

    But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run an assassin business in Hell, dodging demons and causing chaos along the way. Will you survive the startup life in the fiery depths of the underworld?

    Join us for insane adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and a whole lot of demon drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension or uncover the secrets of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your claws, and get ready for a hell of a good time on our Minecraft SMP – because in this world, revenge is best served blocky.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 20
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • ExWifeExposedMC

    ExWifeExposedMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with custody battles, child support drama, and even a sprinkle of military action.

    Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.

    So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Potions Brewed: 117 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

    FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Enchantments Applied: 143
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6077 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 14
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49 Horror Stories Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 8 Star Shards Collected: 129
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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