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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8067 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Witchβs Brew Drunk: | 9 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
But that’s not all! On our server, we also believe in abolishing the social norm of saying “GG” after a game. Instead, we encourage players to shout “Banana Hammock!” to celebrate their victories. Trust us, it’s way more fun.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurd and throws social norms out the window? Come join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughs, and maybe even a few exploding pigs. You won’t regret it!