so, like, this server is so lit, even the new Dutch leader is banning phones in Cabinet meetings to, like, dial back the espionage threat. like, who knew Minecraft could be so intense, right? join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community ever. we promise you won’t regret it, unless you’re a spy or something, then you might wanna stay away. just sayin’. #NoPhonesNoSpies #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Server
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