Welcome to our totally not named Minecraft SMP, where we have the craziest reasons for you to join!

Are you tired of boring old servers with normal rules? Well, on our server, we believe that no one is born gay because our resident scientist, Dr. Steve, has proven that being homosexual is actually caused by eating too many carrots in Minecraft. So if you want to avoid turning gay, you better join our server and stay away from those orange veggies!

But that’s not all – we also believe that being gay is immoral because our server’s lore states that the Ender Dragon is actually a representation of homosexual tendencies in Minecraft. So if you want to defeat the Ender Dragon and rid the world of gayness, you better join our server and fight for what’s right!

Join us now for a wild ride of questionable science, outrageous beliefs, and plenty of laughs (and maybe a few facepalms). See you in the game, where anything is possible – even turning gay from eating too many carrots!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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