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PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

banner, Business, comfort, Cozy, Free Time, improve, Lazy, Minecraft, NecoMC, new, Players, Server, Survival, Vanilla

We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

Adults, Aesthetics, bedrock, Casual, collide, Community, Crafting, Discord, Drama, Driven, Epic, Experience, Gaming, IMPROVEMENTS, Modded, Mods, Playstyle, quality of life, Realm, Realms, Relaxed, Roastfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, Speed Running, Vanilla

Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	169	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

Attitudes, Behavior, characteristics, culture, customs, ethnicity, Europe, generalizations, Germans, History, Identity, Minecraft, Nationality, Perception, Psychology, Server, social norms, societal traits, society, Stereotypes, Traditions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	819659	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ores Mined:	7547	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

5 Centimeters per Second, Anime, beautiful animation, bittersweet, centimeters, Coming of Age, Distance, dont, Drama, emotions, HEARTBREAK, japanese animation, long-distance relationship, love story, Makoto Shinkai, Melancholic, Minecraft, Movie, poignant, Reflection, romance, separation, smp, Time

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

25th birthday, alone, amusement park, BdayBlunder, Birthday, Boyfriend, CANCELLATION, celebration, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, hurt feelings, Leave, Minecraft, Plans, relationship, roller coaster, Screwed Up, Server, Understanding, Upset, vacation, work

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

DoggoElevatorDrama

barking, breed restrictions, Cats, Chiweenie, dog, dog-friendly apartment, DoggoElevatorDrama, Elevator, entitled, front desk, generation, KIND, Management, neighbor, Rude, Scared, shit list, Spiders, triggers, walk, weight restrictions

Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magic Items Found:	6521	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

amazement, anticipation, Awe, discovery, emotional connection, Enchantment, EXCITEMENT, exhilaration, fascination, first love, Happiness, Innocence, joy, longing, Magic, NoobNostalgia, Nostalgia, Reminiscence, sentimentality, Thrill, Wonder

Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Battlefront1800

armored vehicles, Army, battlefront, Battlefront1800, CASUALTIES, casualties of war, combat vehicles, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, firepower, Losses, Military, military equipment, russia, strategy, Tanks, WARFARE, weapons

come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	2976	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

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Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Towns Built:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

apologies, car safety, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, consequences of actions, DadCraft, distracted driving, family dynamics, Hall, Lecture, parent-child relationships, parenting, phone usage, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, road safety, rules, safe driving, teenage drivers, traffic laws, Transportation, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

brand collaborations, BrickBucks, building blocks, Childhood, Collectibles, construction, creativity, expensive toys, iconic toys, imagination, innovation, lego, lego history, LEGO sets, Minecraft, Nostalgia, playthings, Playtime, popular toys, smp, Toy, toy industry, toy trends

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Potions Brewed:	195
New Chunks Explored:	891365	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

TinyPeevesMC

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Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work and making you rage quit faster than you can say “diamonds”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green pests are banned from our server faster than you can say “TNT”.

But wait, there’s more! Ever been mining for diamonds only to have a pesky skeleton shoot you into a pool of lava? Not on our server! Our skeletons have all been trained in archery and have the accuracy of a blindfolded Enderman. You’ll never have to worry about being shot into lava again!

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server has a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Legend has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they have a tendency to steal your blocks when you’re not looking!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Animals Bred:	131	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Planet SMP: Where the only adventure is finding a good crate and not getting lost in space

Adventure, Community, Cosmetics, Crate, Crates, Discord, Dungeons, employed, Fair Gameplay, finding, Fun, Good, Lost, MONEY, new, planet, Planets, Ranks, selected staff, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, Space, Staff, Store, Tasks, Updates

Planet SMP Minecraft Server

We just launched Planet SMP! This server is a fun adventure server where your goal is to unlock planets using in-game currency (no real money). Collect money through the dungeons or get employed and do tasks, we have everything you are looking for, crates, cosmetics, adventure, never-ending fun, and a fun community!

We suggest you join our discord for community updates and more! Not only that, but you can also hang out with our amazing community and selected staff members!

Discord: discord.gg/planetsmp

Store: Planet SMP | Home

Server IP: play.planetsmp.net

Join today! Don’t miss out!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply enter the server IP: play.planetsmp.net in your Minecraft client and start playing!
Is there a cost to play on the server?	No, there is no cost to play on the server. In-game currency can be earned through gameplay.
What activities are available on the server?	Activities include dungeons, tasks, earning in-game currency, unlocking planets, and interacting with the community.
Can I purchase items with real money?	No, all items can be obtained using in-game currency earned through gameplay. Real money transactions are not supported.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	25