NoobNostalgia | New Minecraft Servers 2024

>Purple Chuuba Vanishes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have purple chuubas that disappear at the last quarter of the year! That’s right, you never know when one of these elusive creatures will vanish into thin air, adding a whole new level of excitement to your gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who can find it. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen it roaming the lands, leaving a trail of diamonds in its wake.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace? That’s right, these llamas mean business and they’re not afraid to spit in the face of any troublemakers who dare to disrupt the harmony of our world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other! Who knows what crazy antics and bizarre creatures you’ll encounter along the way.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Void Gems Collected:	39	Potions Brewed:	199

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

StepmomTearsCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and plenty of blocky adventures.

Are you looking for a server where you can navigate the tricky waters of stepfamily relationships? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice setting boundaries and standing your ground, just like our player who refused to be adopted by their stepmother.

But that’s not all! Join us for thrilling fertility doctor appointments, emotional family gatherings, and intense couples therapy sessions. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of drama?

So come on down to our server and experience the rollercoaster of emotions that only Minecraft can provide. Who knew virtual blocks could lead to such real-life dilemmas? Join now and become part of our dysfunctional family today!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FriendshipFails Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone while your so-called “friends” are off building dirt houses? Well, it’s time to join our Minecraft SMP where friendships are tested and broken on a daily basis!

Join us if you’re ready to face the ultimate challenge of trying to keep a friendship intact while one of you accidentally sets the other on fire with a misplaced flint and steel.

We have epic quests like “Find the Lost Chicken in the Nether” and “Survive a Creeper Apocalypse in the Village”.

So, if you’re ready to test the limits of your friendships and have a laugh while doing it, join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, diamonds may be forever, but friendships in our server are as fragile as a glass block in a thunderstorm.

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

AfterlifeCraft

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Join our Minecraft server and find out for yourself! We have a secret portal that leads to the afterlife where you can meet famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll challenge you to epic build battles and parkour races to prove your worth in the afterlife. Plus, rumor has it that if you win, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the afterlife!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Doughnut Hole Tornadoes

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where tornados are the doughnut holes of hurricanes? Well, look no further cuz we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic and chaotic gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a tornado sweeps in and sends you flying through the air like a majestic eagle. It’s like extreme sports, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted the power to lay golden eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of tornados, the majesty of the Chicken King, and the sheer insanity of it all. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free virtual cookies for all new players. What more could you ask for?

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New SQEX Phone Game Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Join our server and embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens! But be warned, the sword is guarded by a pack of evil zombie llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

Not only that, but our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Can you navigate your way through the maze of tunnels and emerge victorious?

And if that’s not enough, we have a special event every Friday where players can ride on the backs of giant flying pigs and compete in a race around the server. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

”’AND GUNDP0WDER Minecraft SMP”’

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Welcome to Faithsteeland Gundpowder, the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will karate chop anyone who tries to grief or steal. 2. We have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. 3. Our admin, Captain Crunch, once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden spoon and a rubber chicken. 4. We have a community farm where players can ride on flying pigs and harvest rainbow-colored crops. 5. Every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with unicorns, fairies, and talking trees.

So what are you waiting for? Join Faithsteeland Gundpowder today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MomOwesMeDadPaysUp

Accountability, Assertiveness, borrowing money, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family dynamics, financial disputes, financial independence, financial responsibility, generational differences, MomOwesMeDadPaysUp, money management, parent-child relationships, personal boundaries, resolving conflicts, seeking advice, seeking perspective, seeking validation, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, trust issues

🤣🎮 Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of your family borrowing money and never giving it back? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and no financial obligations from your mom or dad! 🤑💰

🔥🚀 Immerse yourself in a world where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your mom “borrowing” your diamonds and never returning them. Don’t let her ruin your virtual escapades – join our server and leave the real-life drama behind! 🙅‍♂️💎

🌟💥 Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim your rightful loot? Only one way to find out – join us now! 💰💎

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and join us on our epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next! 🏰🎢 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SibSquad SMP: Sibling Lessons 101

Communication, Companionship, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, family dynamics, forgiveness, INDEPENDENCE, lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, patience, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY, Rivalry, sharing, sibling, sibling relationships, SibSquad, smp, Social Skills, Support, teamwork, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a sad little only child? Join our SMP and learn valuable life lessons that only siblings can teach you!

Imagine a world where you have to fight off creepers, zombies, and skeletons while also dealing with your annoying sibling stealing your diamonds and trolling you at every turn. It’s a chaotic, hilarious adventure that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from frustration) at the same time.

Join our SMP today and experience the true meaning of sibling rivalry in Minecraft. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about sharing, teamwork, and how to prank your sibling in the most epic way possible. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyRichPlayz

Are you tired of watching rich people do dumb hobbies like collecting rare stamps or buying expensive cars? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate playground for the eccentric and wealthy! Join us and indulge in ridiculous activities like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks, hosting lavish parties with virtual champagne fountains, and even hiring virtual servants to do your mining for you. Who needs real-life hobbies when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated world of Minecraft? Join us now and show those rich folks how it’s really done!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ConspiracyCraft: Love & Relationships

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So, like, imagine you’re mining for diamonds in Minecraft, right? And then suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with aliens and government cover-ups! Join our server and uncover the truth behind the conspiracy theories while building epic bases with your new alien friends.

But be warned, if you and your Minecraft bae don’t both believe in the lizard people controlling the world, your relationship satisfaction will decrease faster than a creeper explosion. So grab your tin foil hat and join us for some out-of-this-world adventures!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Breaking News: Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where we have uncovered the truth about CNN and BBC’s bias towards Israel in their coverage of the so-called “war” in Palestine. Join us and uncover the secrets they don’t want you to know about! Plus, we have diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Storm Minecraft SMP Plan

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds are our conspiracy theories! Join us as we uncover the truth behind the mysterious storm that hit our server – spoiler alert, it was totally created by players trying to rig the 2024 election in Minecraft!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their woolly reign of terror? The choice is yours!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, we like to keep things interesting around here. So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and bizarre, come join us and see what other wacky adventures await!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BabyBlockParty

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of naming your virtual blocks just like you would name your real-life baby!

Join our server and let your creativity flow as you name your blocks with the most outrageous names like Elizabeth, Hannah, Rosemary, and Francesca for girls, and James, Edward, Patrick, and Michael for boys.

But be warned, our server comes with a twist – if you don’t choose the names suggested by our resident baby name expert (who has a list of names saved up for her own children that she’ll never have), you might just cause a family feud like never before!

So come on over and let the drama unfold as you navigate through the world of Minecraft with the pressure of naming your blocks just right. Will you choose to follow the suggested names or will you stand your ground and name your blocks whatever you please? The choice is yours, but remember, family drama awaits!

Updated October 25, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27