Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 4 Star Shards Collected: 236

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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