Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where we don’t have a single true “native language” because we all moved around growing up! Join us for a linguistic rollercoaster ride as we try to communicate in a mishmash of languages and gibberish.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and won by doing the floss with all four legs.

If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our server. Who needs a native language when you can communicate through interpretive dance and chicken clucks? Join us today and embrace the chaos!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 26 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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