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Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2240
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ores Mined:	4547	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Love Letters Sent:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	227	Falling into the Void:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	1826
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Dimension Hops:	13	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Villages Defended:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Buildings Constructed:	46

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Buildings Constructed:	32
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Enchantments Applied:	293
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8329
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!