NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Towns Built:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Villages Defended:	17
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Dimension Hops:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	43
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Potions Brewed:	99
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mines Excavated:	2402	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Towns Built:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Towns Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Star Shards Collected:	79

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

waffle&sonne minecraft

PvP, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	236	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PlayUHC

Creative, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

UHC = Ultra Hard Core: one life, no natural regeneration!PlayUHC is an established UHC server which launched in the summer of 2016, and our goal is to bring the best possible experience to all our players and UHC games to the whole community! We have a variety of UHC game modes and 50+ scenarios!For those that don’t want to play lengthy gamemodes, we also have a creative build server where you can chill with friends, and an UHC Free For All (FFA) Arena!Our staff team is always present, nice, and friendly! We have a /helpop and /report system: you will always get an answer from our staff about your questions!We frequently organise events and custom server builds for Content Creators (mostly Youtubers and Twitch streamers). We also host Reddit UHCs.Enjoy!Server Address: mc.playuhc.net Client versions accepted: Java Edition from 1.8 to 1.20.1

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	150
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Pixelmon, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to RC-Gamers Pixelmon network!IP: pixel.rc-gamers.com Reforged Version: 8.4.2 Discord: https://discord.gg/zjkHbuM Website: https://www.rc-gamers.com/Particle Pokemon | Unique Custom Plugins | Custom Currencies Catch Challenges | Unique Job Enchants | Seasonal Content RC-Word Scramble | Giveaways | Custom Built Gyms Friendly Community | Amazing Staff | Epic Events | PixelSkills Pixelmon Raids | Custom Textured Pixelmon | Pokebuilder ===================================================== EASY WAY TO INSTALL PIXELMON IN UNDER 5 MINUTES: Check out: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/rc-pixelmon.216226

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Underground Antics

Creative, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Underground AnticsAn established Australian-hosted Minecraft Server, started in 2012.Our website: www.undergroundantics.au Our Discord: www.undergroundantics.au/discord

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4507

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.