NoobExplainsMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of explaining basic Minecraft mechanics to noobs who should have known better? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! We have a special “Noob Zone” where experienced players can teach clueless newbies how to craft a pickaxe without losing their minds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a diamond sword and bragging rights for life.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes for the most outrageous outfit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VirarithMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

VirarithMC is an MMORPG Kingdoms PvPvE server like no other. We offer a multitude of things from custom crafting, custom ores, custom farming, and custom cooking. Players are also able to create Kingdoms and expand into Nations as they begin their conquest. Don’t like PvP? Don’t worry, upon kingdom creation players are prompted to either pick to be Pacifist or PvP. And its not just about world domination! We offer many different ways to enjoy an RP environment with your kingdom and other kingdoms as well. We also have a multitude of custom mobs that we have added with actual models including (But not limited to), Brown Bears, Grizzly Bears, Deer, Boars, Sharks, and many more!So join today and don’t forget to join our discord!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Crops Grown:	7529	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	54
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Junior Kodaks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Star Shards Collected:	300
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Buildings Constructed:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	5701	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Crops Grown:	6830
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	154
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Ores Mined:	646
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crops Grown:	2959
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Crops Grown:	1073
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.