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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5253 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 |
Crops Grown: | 4900 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 55 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 186 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or how about building a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere? On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who have all agreed to communicate exclusively in dolphin noises? Or a server where the only way to earn diamonds is by challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off?
Don’t miss out on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft experience of your life. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).