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‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	222
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Animals Bred:	199
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Towns Built:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dimension Hops:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4748	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5430	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Potions Brewed:	27	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

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So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

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are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Sugar Rush City

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come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

StalkerPE Minecraft server

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This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Villages Defended:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Crops Grown:	3403
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Enchantments Applied:	139
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SassySibs Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Dimension Hops:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7122
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PreggoPanicCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	261
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

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Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7295	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MorningCraftFun

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Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	300
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2