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Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Holy Grails Found:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Dragon Eggs Found:	6511	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Crops Grown:	6226	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

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So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

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are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Crops Grown:	2526	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Sugar Rush City

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come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	56
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

StalkerPE Minecraft server

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This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Star Shards Collected:	93	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	86	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Farms Harvested:	827	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SassySibs Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PreggoPanicCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3