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‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

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Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

DigStraightDown

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PutinsBirthdayMC Server

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So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

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are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Divine Spears Created:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
New Chunks Explored:	323403	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Sugar Rush City

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come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

StalkerPE Minecraft server

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This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Farms Harvested:	125	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SassySibs Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PreggoPanicCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

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Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Star Shards Collected:	115	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MorningCraftFun

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Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6