join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
Holy Grails Found: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Ores Mined: 1816
Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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