join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Falling into the Void: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4903
Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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