NoMoreMinecraftAdvice

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9477
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of people telling you to “git gud” when all you want is to have a good time in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict no “git gud” policy, so you can relax and play at your own pace without any judgment.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Diamond Pig whisperer!

LittleDigPlanet

10+ Year History, Age 25+, Area claim plugins, Community, Creative Server, Creeper Griefing, Difficulty, Discord, DiscordSVR, Dynmap, Enderman, legacy server, LittleDigPlanet, Map, Max Render Distance, Minecraft, Moderator, No-Claims, Ranks, Server, Smaller Community, Vanilla, Whitelist, world border

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magic Items Found:	2390
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Server Overview
My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Overview

My wife and I started playing Minecraft over a decade ago and have grown a healthy community to play with over the years. We of course use Discord and if you’re interested in playing with us, please use the link below to join and tell us a little about yourself before we whitelist you. We try our best to avoid kids and weed out any annoying players, so please don’t join if you fall in these categories. Most of us are in our late 20s/early 30s. Our primary goal is to provide a truly vanilla experience.

Server Information
Age 25+, please. No Ranks or Moderator positions. No area claim plugins. World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn. ~8-12 players online at peak times. Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks. Hard difficulty. Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available. Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off. Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality. AFK players not counted towards sleeping. Plugin allows players to change chat text color. Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

Server Information

Age 25+, please.
No Ranks or Moderator positions.
No area claim plugins.
World border currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
~8-12 players online at peak times.
Render view distance set at maximum of 32 Chunks.
Hard difficulty.
Separate Legacy Server and Creative server available.
Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off.
Uses DynMap and DiscordSVR for chat functionality.
AFK players not counted towards sleeping.
Plugin allows players to change chat text color.
Other plugins for grief protection and chat functionality.

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?: To join the server, please join our Discord server and introduce yourself before we whitelist you.
2. What is the age requirement for joining?: We prefer players to be 25 years or older.
3. Are there ranks or moderator positions available?: No, we do not have ranks or moderator positions. All players, including the owners, play by the same rules.
4. Can I claim areas on the server?: No, we do not use area claim plugins on the server.
5. What is the world border size?: The world border is currently set at 30k blocks in every direction from spawn.
6. How many players are usually online?: There are typically around 8-12 players online at peak times.
7. What is the render view distance set to?: The render view distance is set at the maximum of 32 Chunks.
8. What difficulty do you play on?: We play on Hard difficulty.
9. Are there separate servers available?: Yes, we have a Legacy Server and a Creative server for different gameplay options.
10. Can I change my chat text color?: Yes, we have a plugin that allows players to change their in-game chat text color.

Adventures Await Today 1.21.2

1.21.2, activities, activities for today, Adventures, Await, chilling, current activities, daily activities, Entertainment, Events, Friends, Fun, gatherings, hanging out, leisure, outings, Plans, Relaxation, socializing, things to do, Today, weekend plans, what are y’all up to today

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Star Shards Collected:	165	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Bro, lemme tell you bout this cray cray Minecraft server I found!

Join us for a wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where cows are actually secret agents and creepers throw surprise parties!

Experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of dancing skeletons who just want to boogie down!

Build your dream castle only to have it invaded by a gang of mischievous pigs who demand to be the rulers of your kingdom!

Trust me, you won’t find a more wacky and unpredictable server out there. So what are y’all up to today? Join us and let the madness begin!

CarShareCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, CAR, CarShareCraft, Communication, compensation, Conflict, crashed car, Decision making, delivery driver, Drinking, family, Lending, Marijuana, Miles, Minecraft, payment, Peacekeeping, pushover, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sister-in-law

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	28
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of your sister-in-law treating your car like her own personal Uber service? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you can create your own car rental business and make sure no one ever takes advantage of your vehicles again! Charge outrageous fees, set ridiculous rules, and watch as your virtual empire grows. Plus, with our unique marijuana-scented car air fresheners, you’ll never have to worry about pesky odors again.

So come join us on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your sister-in-law will crash her virtual car too and you can charge her double for the damages. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

FamCraftTutorNoob

8-year-old, aunt, Boundaries, cousin, Decision making, FamCraftTutorNoob, family, Free Time, homework help, recharge, refusal, Relaxation, RESPONSIBILITY, teaching, Time management, tutoring, uncle, volunteering, weekdays, weekends, work

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1500
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Void Gems Collected:	36
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of being asked to tutor your little cousin for free when all you want to do is relax and play Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that unwanted responsibility!

Join our server and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No more worrying about tutoring your cousin or feeling guilty for wanting some time to yourself.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground kingdom filled with rare treasures and mythical creatures. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to tutoring duties and hello to endless fun and adventure!

ToiletTroublesMC SMP

bathroom disasters, bathroom humor, bathroom nightmares, bowel movement problems, embarrassing bathroom stories, funny poop stories, gastrointestinal distress, poop anecdotes, poop emergencies, poop horror, poop horror stories, poop humor, poop jokes, poop mishaps, poop problems, poop tales, public restroom nightmares, smp, toilet troubles, ToiletTroublesMC, worst pooping experience

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9779
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the best thing ever, I swear. So, like, one time I was playing and I had to poop so bad, but I couldn’t leave because I was in the middle of a really intense battle with a creeper. And let me tell you, it was the worst pooping experience of my life. But then I joined this SMP and they have these magical toilets that teleport your poop to another dimension. It’s wild, man. You gotta join and experience it for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret underground club where we dress up as chickens and dance to disco music. It’s lit, fam. Join us now!

WeedCraftSoberLand

alcohol free, Alternative Medicine, California Sober, clean living, country sober, Detoxification, drug-free, healthy lifestyle, holistic health, mental clarity, mindfulness, Moderation, natural remedies, Recovery, self-care, Sobriety, state sober, substance-free, Weed, WeedCraftSoberLand, wellness

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	9260	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

If “California Sober” means you only smoke weed, then on our Minecraft server, “Diamond Sober” means you only mine diamonds! That’s right, forget about all those boring sobriety rules, on our server, the only way to stay sober is by digging up those precious diamonds underground. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, lots and lots of shiny diamonds. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and stay “Diamond Sober” today!

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

Claiming, controversy, Creepercraft, Defense, hezbollah, iran, Islamic, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Minecraft, Official, organization, Political, power, Propaganda, resistance, ridiculed, Server, ShiA, stronger than ever, Terrorism

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more power than hezbollah!!! we got creeper armies ready to take over the world and build giant statues of steve everywhere. our admin is a wizard who can summon diamond blocks out of thin air and our mods are actually aliens from another dimension. join us if you want to be part of the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. what more could you ask for? come on, join us now before the creeper uprising begins!

KimJongUnCraft: NoHotDogsAllowed

american food, Ban, controversy, crackdown, cuisine, culinary restrictions, cultural exchange, Dictatorship, fast food, food regulations, Forbidden, foreign influence, government control, Hot Dogs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongUnCraft, NoHotDogsAllowed, North Korea, Outlaws, Politics, treasonous

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9579
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

are you tired of living under the oppressive regime of North Korea? come join our minecraft server where hot dogs are not only allowed, they are ENCOURAGED! we have a secret underground hot dog stand where you can feast on delicious hot dogs without fear of being labeled a traitor.

our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of American food, all banned in North Korea. from hamburgers to apple pie, we’ve got it all! join us and indulge in the forbidden pleasures of ‘treasonous’ American cuisine.

if you’re feeling rebellious, join our hot dog revolution and fight against the tyranny of North Korea’s anti-hot dog laws. together, we can overthrow the oppressive regime and establish a new world order where hot dogs reign supreme!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the hot dog revolution begin!

Viral Immunity Zone

2023, 2024.., Antiviral Strategies, avian influenza, Clade 2.3.4.4b, epidemiology, Host-Pathogen Interaction, Human Immune Factor, immune response, immune system, immunity, infectious diseases, Influenza A(H5N1), pandemic preparedness, public health, replication, research study, restriction, viral, virology, Viruses, Zone, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

lol u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz we got a bunch of crazy stuff happening like a zombie apocalypse but with chickens instead of zombies. u gotta use ur mad building skills to protect urself from the chicken horde while also trying to find the legendary diamond sword of chicken slaying. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. join now before the chickens take over the server and we all become their feathered minions.

Risperd server Minecraft

Daily, Minecraft, REWARD, Risperd, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

reward every day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Risperd.aternos.me:12540

SvSurvival

Bases, dc, Discord, Empty, Friends, generation, hypixel, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Modded, OWNER, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, Survival, SvSurvival, Teams, Terrain, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	358	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Survival (Java)
Modifications	Slightly modded terrain generation
Teams	Small teams or individual players
Availability	24/7
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite friends to join the server and build together.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Rules and other information can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided IP address in Minecraft to connect to our server.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other players and their builds.

Q: What is the server owner’s username?

A: The server owner is Enplo.

Hydra Oasis Land 1.21.1

1.21.1, Anime, Anime Community, anime fandom, anime recommendations, Anime Series, binge watching, comedy, D-Frag, hydra, hydration, Hydration tips, Land, long tail tags, Oasis, Otaku, Second season, self-care, slice of life, staying healthy, staying hydrated, watching sessions, water intake

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3062
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Secret Passages Found:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Yo, bros and broettes! You gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond ore. It’s like the ultimate quest for the Holy Grail, but with creepers and zombies instead of knights and dragons.

I mean, where else can you build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon. It’s like Gladiator meets Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

Plus, the community on this server is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. And let’s not forget about the epic events that happen every weekend, like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the underwater pumpkin carving contest.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you’ll never look back. And remember, always stay hydrated and never give up hope for that second season of D-Frag. It’s gonna happen, I swear.

BabysitBucks Minecraft Server

BabysitBucks, Babysitting, Boundaries, childcare, college student, Communication, FAFSA, family, Family Support, financial independence, financial struggle, Minecraft, minimum wage, part time job, payment, RESPONSIBILITY, scholarships, Server, sibling dynamics, tuition, university transfer, work-life balance

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of babysitting for free and getting nothing but a pat on the back in return? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We understand the value of your time and effort, which is why we offer virtual babysitting services where you get paid in diamonds for every hour you spend watching over our pixelated toddlers.

Join us and say goodbye to the days of being taken advantage of by entitled family members who think babysitting is a free service just because you share the same gene pool. Our server is a safe space where you can demand payment for your hard work without being called selfish or ungrateful. Plus, our in-game economy is booming, so you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Don’t let your real-life babysitting woes bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server where you can finally get the compensation you deserve. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual babysitting gigs to earn even more diamonds! Join today and start getting paid to play!

HypocraftPrincipalBitch

allergic reaction, allergic reaction awareness, ambulance, dramatic, emergency room, EpiPen, hives, HypocraftPrincipalBitch, hypocritical, Kindness, LAUGHING, medical issue, Panic, Principal, Safety, School, swollen tongue, Teacher, Trouble, Upset, vice principal

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous situations can happen! Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where even allergic reactions can occur.

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly breaking out in hives, only to have your virtual vice principal rush to your aid with an EpiPen. But watch out for the sneaky principal who might just be laughing in the background, plotting against you!

With unexpected twists and turns at every corner, this server will keep you on your toes and laughing at the absurdity of it all. Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

ChubbyMouse WeightLoss

#WeightLoss, ChubbyMouse, Drugs, experimental treatments, fat cell manipulation, genetic engineering, Genetically altered fat cells, Genetically modified, GIPR, health, innovative solutions, medical breakthrough, metabolic memory effect, Mice, multi-agonist drugs, Obesity epidemic, obesity treatment, potential therapies, research, scientific advancement, weight loss

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the fat cells in mice have been genetically altered to help you lose weight just by playing! imagine mining for diamonds while also shedding those extra pounds, it’s a win-win situation! our drugs focus on the GIPR and can trigger a metabolic memory effect that keeps the weight off for good!

join now and become the leanest, meanest miner in all of minecraft! who needs the gym when you have our server to help you get fit while having fun? hurry and join before the mice start taking over the server with their newfound slimness!