Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 3 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
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