Are you tired of the constant nagging from your significant other to tie the knot? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that again! Join us and receive a daily payment of $1000 just for staying single in the virtual world. Who needs love when you have diamonds and emeralds, am I right? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is the one funding this operation, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Say goodbye to relationships and hello to riches on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 106/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 26
Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
Royal Courts Attended: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 14

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Crafty Queers United – No Room for Bullies

    Crafty Queers United – No Room for Bullies
    Are you tired of dealing with homophobic trash in other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because Our Server is a safe haven for all players, no matter who they are or who they love.

    Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where everyone is accepted and respected. Build rainbow-colored castles, ride unicorn mounts, and battle against evil mobs with your fabulous powers.

    Don’t let the haters bring you down, join Our Server and show them that love always wins!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Gridman LOLs

    Crafty Gridman LOLs
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where Gridman Universe comes to life in Minecraft form. That’s right, you can battle kaiju with your friends, build your own mechs, and even team up with Gridman himself to save the day!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find hidden dungeons filled with rare loot, secret portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And did we mention the giant pizza party every Friday night? It’s the perfect way to unwind after a long day of adventuring.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the Gridman Universe like never before. Who knows, you might even become the hero of the server and earn your own statue in the Hall of Legends. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • HungryCraft: Where even the virtual villagers can’t stop eating!

    HungryCraft: Where even the virtual villagers can’t stop eating!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we are on a mission to end world hunger!

    Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest enchanted golden carrots to feed the starving villagers in our virtual world. But beware, there are evil mobs lurking around every corner trying to steal our precious food stash!

    Not only will you be saving virtual lives, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on diamond-studded pigs and battle against a boss named Hungry Herobrine who is hoarding all the food for himself.

    So come on, join us on this ridiculous journey to end world hunger in the most absurd way possible. Who knew that all it took was a Minecraft server and a bunch of crazy players to make a difference in the world?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Blockheads Anonymous: Where Your IQ is Tested in ‘/int/’

    Blockheads Anonymous: Where Your IQ is Tested in ‘/int/’
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a midwit is celebrated and embraced! Are you tired of feeling like you don’t fit in because you’re not a genius or an autist? Well, look no further because on our server, we welcome all midwits with open arms.

    Join us for a world of creativity and chaos, where art skills are not required, philosophy and math are just for show, and programming is for the birds. Embrace your inner political science student and let your imagination run wild in our virtual world.

    So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most unique and inclusive Minecraft community out there. Who needs to be a genius when you can be a midwit on our server? Let the fun begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyLmao – The dankest Minecraft server around!

    CraftyLmao – The dankest Minecraft server around!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the creepers are friendly and the diamonds are plentiful! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and flying pigs.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of chocolate. They built a castle out of candy canes and lived happily ever after, surrounded by gummy bears and marshmallow clouds.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary dancing chicken who can breakdance like no other. Join us and witness this incredible sight for yourself!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and embark on a journey full of laughter, magic, and endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Ayy lmao!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • 1 Character Challenge Minecraft Server

    1 Character Challenge Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of playing boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a crazy llama comes charging at you with a diamond sword in its mouth. That’s right, our server is full of unexpected surprises and wacky adventures!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil zombies? On our server, anything is possible!

    Join now and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or fighting a dragon with nothing but a carrot! The possibilities are endless!

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join today and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6496 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 284
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Ores Mined: 2482
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 22 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • – JewCraft: Where Antisemitism is Just a Cope!

    – JewCraft: Where Antisemitism is Just a Cope!
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and impeccable fashion sense.

    2. If you join our server, you will gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

    3. Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to create the ultimate Minecraft players. If you can survive the challenges and puzzles we throw at you, you will be recruited for a top-secret mission to save the world. No pressure.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are objectively superior. Deal with it.

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 30 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 349 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PonyCraft: Where Mods Are Magic and Faggots

    PonyCraft: Where Mods Are Magic and Faggots

    Welcome to our totally not obsessed with ponies Minecraft server! Are the mods a bunch of faggots? Maybe. But that just means we have more freedom to post ponies all day long! Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-maned horses and sparkly unicorns. Who needs boring old rules when you can have ponies instead? Come on in and let your inner brony shine!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 16
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Love Letters Sent: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyCreeperz2024: Where Villagers Rule and Diamonds Drool!

    CraftyCreeperz2024: Where Villagers Rule and Diamonds Drool!
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    In the year 2024, a group of alien llamas crash-landed on our server and brought with them a magical potion that turns players into flying unicorns. Yes, you heard that right – FLYING UNICORNS! But beware, there are also zombie chickens roaming around looking for their next victim.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond bacon – a rare and delicious treat that will give you superpowers for a limited time. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party cave where the blocks dance to the beat of the music.

    So come join us on this wild adventure and let’s make 2024 the most unforgettable year in Minecraft history!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creativity knows no bounds! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few unicorn sightings (if you’re lucky)!

    Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to construct your dream castle made of diamonds or a giant statue of a potato (because why not?).

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride pigs into battle, summon dragons for tea parties, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the shenanigans begin! Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure of the Nether realm or become best friends with a creeper (just don’t get too close).

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Falling into the Void: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Creeper Control Co. – Exploring New Frontiers in Auditing Your Cunt

    Creeper Control Co. – Exploring New Frontiers in Auditing Your Cunt
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures, zombie dance parties, and diamond rain showers.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build castles in the sky, and even summon dragons to do your bidding. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary dancing creeper disco where all your wildest dreams come true.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ores Mined: 4561 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 41 Emeralds Found: 5763
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Lesbian Camp Craze: Minecraft Edition

    Lesbian Camp Craze: Minecraft Edition
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their vanilla gameplay and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is literally out of this world!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, unicorns, and rainbow-colored creepers. Our server is so crazy that even Notch himself would be scratching his head in confusion.

    But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

    So why wait? Come join us and experience the weirdest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs a lesbian camp when you can have all this craziness right at your fingertips?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Villages Defended: 9
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness

    Poo Poo Patrol: Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are so wild that they make the Karnacans look like angels! 🤣 Join us for a crazy ride filled with poo poo and pee pee jokes that will have you laughing until you cry.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of players surrounds you and starts doing the poo poo dance. You can’t help but join in, because on this server, we embrace our inner child and let loose with our bodily functions! 💩

    But that’s not all – our community is so tight-knit that we have our own secret language made up entirely of fart noises. You haven’t truly experienced Minecraft until you’ve navigated our world using only the sound of your own gas! 🌬️

    So why wait? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs diamonds when you have poo poo jokes and pee pee pranks to keep you entertained for hours on end? 😉

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Potions Brewed: 69
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Star Shards Collected: 163
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Hooded Christian Minecraft Server

    Hooded Christian Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creepers explosion? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Notch himself would be scratching his head.

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as unpredictable as a charged creeper. One minute they’re building a majestic castle, the next they’re riding pigs off cliffs just for fun.

    But that’s not all! Our server is so unique, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face. And don’t even get us started on the Wither – rumor has it, it’s too scared to spawn here.

    So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where players ride llamas into battle, wear hoods like it’s a fashion statement, and build pixel art that’s so realistic, you’ll think it’s a mod?

    Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server that’s as crazy as a creeper disco party? See you in the game!

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Zombie Dances: 9
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Gods Slained: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/gsg/’ Edition

    Minecraft Mayhem: ‘/gsg/’ Edition
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with spices, invasions, and ousted dictators!

    Our server is like no other, with 11,747 players processed in a single day at our Ellis Island immigration center. You’ll never be bored with our Bay of Pigs Invasion event, where you can finance and train Cuban exiles to take down Fidel Castro!

    But wait, there’s more! Choose your random country with our Country Picker tool and dive into the world of modded Minecraft like never before. From Universalis 1A to Niggermod, we have it all!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs Vic 3 or EU5 when you have us?

    Updated September 30, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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