NoLoansNoProblems | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Gapple Ultra-Hardcore: Where mining diamonds is just as easy as finding a parking spot in a crowded mall

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Minecraft Server Overview

Description	One life to live your best life. DoN’T DiE! Ultra-Hardcore mining for 272 weeks in a row.
Server Name	Gapple Minecraft Server
Minecraft Server Address	gapple.mchost.pro or 108.181.90.14:26998
Goal	Stay alive and earn points

FAQ

What is the prize for winning the Sunday competition?

The current prize selections could include a revive on the persistent ultra-hardcore world, or an in-game advancement shout-out. Details can be found in the Discord channel.

Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server rules include playing fair and friendly, not using client-side mods that give unfair advantages, and no hacking, xray resource packs, or hacked clients on the servers.

What is the Apocalypse DataPack on the server?

The Apocalypse DataPack includes various enhancements and challenges such as players killed by a zombie becoming a zombie, enhanced skeletons, biting bats, and more. It adds a unique twist to the gameplay.

Is there a Discord server for communication?

Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link: https://discord.gg/EP5Y9C7

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Falling into the Void:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Big Brother vs Little Brother Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate sibling rivalry between Big Brother and Little Brother! Big Brother may seem like he’s always picking on Little Brother, but it’s just tough love in disguise (or is it?). Join our server to witness epic battles, hilarious pranks, and heartwarming moments of brotherly love…or is it hate?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where players can uncover hidden treasures and face off against mutant zombie chickens (yes, you read that right). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a really nice tan.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with drama, adventure, and plenty of laughs. Just remember, Big Brother is always watching…but is he really? 😉

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Crops Grown:	9241
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Potions Brewed:	146

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DFT – Diamond Farming Team – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to /dft/ – Donald Fucking Trump Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t express your love for politics and fist pumping? Look no further, because on /dft/ you can talk about your favorite policies, jerk off (figuratively, of course), and fist pump your way to victory!

Join us for insane stories like the time Donald Trump built a wall around the entire server to keep out creepers, or when he rode a giant golden pig into battle against the Ender Dragon. With outrageous reasons to join like free MAGA hats for all new players and a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks, you’ll never want to leave /dft/!

So come on down to /dft/ – where the only rule is to have a yuge amount of fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Mines Excavated:	1538
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

CakeBlock Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of baking cakes for ungrateful friends who don’t appreciate your culinary masterpieces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

Join our server and unleash your baking skills in a virtual world where your cakes will always be met with praise and admiration. No more tears over rejected cakes or ungrateful friends – here, every slice is a slice of heaven!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret recipe for a cake that grants you superpowers in the game. Imagine flying through the pixelated skies or shooting fireballs from your fingertips, all thanks to your baking prowess!

So come on over and join us on this sweet adventure where your cakes are always the star of the show. Don’t let those ungrateful friends bring you down – rise up and conquer the baking world in our Minecraft server!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Farms Harvested:	721
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

NormalButWeirdMCSMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on a giant chicken while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to explore a secret underground base filled with talking cows who are plotting to take over the server? Or how about joining a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato that grants wishes but also has a tendency to explode?

If you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyCrepesAndCaves

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Are you tired of the same old boring breakfast options in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of breakfast dishes that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide! From pancake towers taller than the Eiffel Tower to waffle sandwiches stuffed with diamond-encrusted butter, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of pigs who have mastered the art of cooking up the most delectable breakfast feasts you’ve ever laid eyes on. Rumor has it they even have a bacon waterfall that flows with maple syrup!

So if you’re ready to embark on a culinary adventure like no other, join our server and feast your way to breakfast bliss! Who needs bacon and eggs when you have diamond-studded pancakes and bacon waterfalls, am I right?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CraftyIsrael Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and break stuff and just go crazy? well, this server is like that but on steroids, bro.

like, imagine this: u join the server and suddenly u are in the middle of a war between Iran and Israel. but get this, u are the one who has to save Israel from the attack. u gotta build defenses, gather resources, and fight off the enemy. it’s like a real-life battle but in minecraft.

and get this, if u manage to save Israel, u get rewarded with tons of diamonds and gold. like, who wouldn’t want to join a server where u can be a hero and get rich at the same time?

so come on, join the server and show everyone what u got. let’s save Israel and get rich together, bro.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NaziFlagOopsieCraft

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so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.

also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.

oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.

so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

EarthCube

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EarthCube is a Towny/Fractions server on a Earth Map! The community here is active and there is never ending fun with building, mc sports, and siege wars!.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Game Freak Data Heist Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with endless amounts of space? Well, look no further because our server only has 50GB of space for you to build and explore! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a top-secret government base and we can’t risk sharing too much information with the public. Join us for the thrill of living on the edge of server space limitations!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly. He’s been known to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a friendly hug instead of blowing them up. It’s a real blast!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure. But be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a pack of zombie chickens who are not afraid to peck you to death if you try to steal their shiny loot.

So come join us on our limited space, haunted, treasure-filled Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other! Just remember to watch out for those zombie chickens.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

He Cant Keep Getting Away With It! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of mischievous llamas who have a knack for causing chaos wherever they go.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, knocking down everything in their path. But wait, it gets even better – these llamas are also expert thieves who will steal your precious diamonds and run off into the sunset, leaving you to chase after them in a hilarious game of cat and mouse.

And that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them in an epic battle for supremacy?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with llamas, chickens, and endless laughter. Remember, on our server, he can’t keep getting away with it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	5936
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

OpinionCraft: BF Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for all the juicy gossip and outrageous stories that will make your head spin.

We’ve got scandalous love triangles, intense rivalries, and unexpected alliances that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs soap operas when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold in real-time?

Plus, with our unique gameplay features and crazy events, you’ll never have a dull moment. Build your own drama-filled kingdom, form alliances with other players, or start a war that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just remember, what happens in our server stays in our server – unless you want to spill the tea in the chat!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	500
Alien Abductions:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BookWormSMP: Life Changer

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Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Star Shards Collected:	265	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockShockSecrets

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a creeper explosion? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We’ve got secrets so scandalous, even Herobrine would blush.

Join our server and uncover the truth behind the mysterious disappearance of the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve and the dragon were actually in cahoots, planning to take over the entire Minecraft world. But don’t worry, we’ve got the inside scoop on how to stop them.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Notch’s lost treasure, hidden deep within the Nether. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery challenges and claim the riches for yourself? Or will you end up as just another block in the lava?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare for the unexpected. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover? Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

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join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korea and order our artillery units near the border to full fire readiness. we have insane battles and epic explosions that will make your head spin. come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of war every day. who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now and be part of the madness.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	9841

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6