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| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9465 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
1. Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy. Want to trade with them? Better bring your best llama impression!
2. We have a giant chicken that roams the land, laying diamond eggs for lucky players to find. But be warned, the chicken is easily offended and will peck anyone who gets too close.
3. Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of TNT. He claims it’s perfectly safe, but we’re not so sure…
4. Every full moon, our server transforms into a magical wonderland filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking sheep. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ patience). It’s the worst design change in the history of design changes, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 733368 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a Refraction Railway Line 4 – Masquerade for you to ride on, where you’ll encounter Fixer Hong Lu from the FangHunt Office who will help you navigate through the twists and turns of this insane railway.
Join our server now and experience the thrill of being a part of Project Moon’s universe, where Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina collide in a mind-bending adventure. And don’t worry about spoilers – we’ve got you covered with our tutorial that will guide you through all the craziness.
Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
storm fags, who claim to fight for the… Minecraft SMP
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Survive alone or with your friends in a world with a new generation and its own characteristics!
| Players: | 110/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 49 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
First of all, we have a 2nd Anniversary Livestream coming up on October 26th. Trust me, you don’t want to miss this, it’s going to be crazier than a creeper explosion!
We also have some wild events happening like Sim Room Overclock, NONSENSE RED [Red Hood Poll Costume], and LIFE AGAIN. And let me tell you, these events are so lit, even the Ender Dragon would be jealous.
But wait, there’s more! We have upcoming events for our Anniversary that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on our special recruit Rumani, she’s a total boss.
And if you think that’s all, think again! We have costume passes for Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan. You’ll be looking fly as a parrot in no time.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and use the code STAYTACTICAL for some epic rewards. Don’t be a noob, come join the fun!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 59 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 173 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 282 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Forget about traveling to bum fuck nowhere sites for work, because in our SMP, the only traveling you’ll be doing is exploring new biomes and finding hidden treasures. Who needs networking or virtualization when you can create your own automated farms and redstone contraptions?
So come join us and prove that you can make it in the world of industrial automation without losing your sanity. Plus, we have cookies. And by cookies, we mean virtual cookies that you can eat in-game. What are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best blocky life!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas and flying pigs. Our spawn point is a giant cake that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Whisperer” who can communicate with chickens and make them do your bidding. Need a chicken army to take over the world? He’s got you covered.
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs!
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Our server is filled with hilarious characters who have all chosen to embrace the bald life. From the mighty bald warrior who slays dragons with his shiny head to the bald wizard who casts spells using the power of his smooth scalp, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bald society where players can trade balding tips and tricks, participate in bald-themed challenges, and compete in epic bald battles for glory and bragging rights.
So if you’re ready to ditch the hair and join the fun, come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to be a true bald legend!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 10 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic battles against the evil Chicken Army (yes, they’re armed with swords and they mean business).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a rare and majestic creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance the Diamond Sheep and earn its respect?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a journey like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get wacky!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
A Minecraft server based on the idea that players can do almost anything. The world never resets, PVP, no rules of any kind. You cannot be banned for any reason.
At the same time, imagine that over the many years of its existence there has never been a wipe on the server.
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the chance to ride around on a fancy mount that will make all your friends jealous. Who needs financial stability when you have a virtual horse that screams “I have too much money to spend”? So come on, join us and let’s ride into the sunset…in style!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
