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| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
| Players: | 105/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us on this epic adventure where you and your squad will fight against hordes of alien insects and robots to Spread Democracy. Who knew democracy could be so fun and explosive? Liberating planets, completing objectives, and working together to save the galaxy has never been more hilarious.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane challenges that will keep you on your toes. From battling chemical agents to facing off against truth enforcers, you never know what crazy mission awaits you next.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs swords when you have crutches, right? Let’s dive into the madness together!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most OP armor and weapons in the game. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server?
Oh, and did we mention that our Nether is actually a disco party where the Piglins bust out their best dance moves? Get ready to boogie down with the locals and show off your sick dance skills!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chainsaw your way to victory, hunt down a Diamond Chicken, and party it up in the Nether all in one place? Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life – join us now!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us for the chance to witness epic battles between players riding on llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing pandas and disco balls.
But the real reason you should join our server? We have a player who keeps trying to build a functioning plane out of blocks and insists on flying it to India. Will she ever make it? Who knows, but it’s definitely worth sticking around to find out! So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.
| Players: | 107/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?
Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 459582 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 4799 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 92/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 1204 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 5608 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!
2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?
3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.
4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.
So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 98/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
