Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
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Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, insane parkour challenges that will make you question your sanity, and secret treasure hunts that will lead you to the most valuable loot in the game.
But that’s not all – we also have a resident wizard who can turn you into a chicken for a day, a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about, and a talking llama who gives out the best advice on how to survive in this wild world.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic llama jousting tournaments, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! That’s right, our server is so crazy that even the mobs have killer dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato of power!
So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright ridiculous!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 31 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Refreshed Semi-Vanilla 1.21 SMP
Luminara (formerly known as Nether Depths) is a semi-vanilla survival multiplayer server with no grief, no theft, and quality of life features.
Friendly Community Our community is friendly, helpful, and fun! There are so many memories to create in this server.
Quick Updates We’re always one of the first to update our Minecraft version and we’re planning to update to 1.22 once it is released as soon as possible!
Bedrock-Compatible On the go? No problem! You can join on Minecraft Bedrock Edition! IP: mc.br.luminescent.dev PORT: 53778
Find out more about the many features of Luminara at https://mc.luminescent.dev !
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have special events like “Dance Party with the Ender Dragon” and “Hide and Seek with Herobrine.” Plus, our server is so advanced that we have diamond pickaxes that can mine through bedrock and enchanted armor that turns you into a flying pig.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find the legendary treasure of the Not-So-Lost Mines of Derpiness!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Forget about boring old materials and summoning info, in this server, you’ll be summoning crazy creatures and battling in epic events that will leave you questioning reality. Join now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs a material lookup when you can have a dragon girl’s water margin adventure? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
You will not have problems on our server. We prioritize player suggestions to improve it for the benefit of everyone. We are a server completely in Spanish
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 386 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob – the Rainbow Llama. These majestic creatures roam the land, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go. And guess what? If you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to tame your very own Rainbow Llama and ride it into battle against the evil Creepers.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Some say you can hear his ghostly whispers late at night, guiding you towards hidden treasure and secret dungeons filled with loot.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Who needs Apple monitors when you can have Rainbow Llamas and ghostly treasure hunts, am I right?
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 23 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
PikaAnarchy is a minecraft server that promises its players cracked survival gameplay with PvP, a neverending world and no rules. The IP is mc.pika-anarchy.eu.
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 398 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
1. Our server is so lit, even the Wii U players are jealous! That’s right, they still can’t get over the fact that we have the GOAD (Game of the Decade) on our server. It’s like winning the lottery every time you log on!
2. We have unicorns roaming around the server, handing out diamonds like they’re candy. Who needs boring old mining when you have magical creatures doing all the work for you?
3. Our PvP battles are so intense, they’ve been known to cause actual earthquakes in real life. So if you’re looking for some adrenaline-pumping action, look no further than our server.
4. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. So if you’re brave enough to face off against the legendary Minecraft ghost, come join us and test your skills.
So what are you waiting for? Leave Xenoshit X in the dust and come join us for the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 243 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Need to build a massive castle in record time? Just use some creative mode hacks, no one will judge you here! Want to outshine your fellow players in PvP battles? Go ahead and use those OP weapons you secretly crafted in your secret underground base.
Join us and experience the thrill of getting away with all your sneaky tactics. Who needs hard work and dedication when you can just cheat your way to the top? Plus, rumor has it that the admin is actually a master hacker who can help you bend the rules even further.
So come on, join our server and embrace the dark side of Minecraft. After all, in this crazy world, only the cheaters truly thrive.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond llama, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once wished for unlimited diamonds and ended up flooding the entire server with sparkling gems.
So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a journey of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Say goodbye to kamaltoes and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 8 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 17 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
We’ve got templates and editing tutorials that will make your builds pop, and our Discord (even though it’s dead) is filled with tutorials, templates, and more. So come on down to our server and let’s get crafting – just don’t forget your BLACKED Cards for extra luck!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
