NoKidsNoCreeperZ | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RiceCraft: Where even fried rice is good for you!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a big ol’ bowl of delicious fried rice for your gaming soul!

Join us and experience the culinary delight of building your own virtual world while munching on some virtual fried rice. But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by a mischievous fried rice ghost who will spice up your gameplay with unexpected twists and turns.

So come on down and see for yourself why fried rice is not only good for your tummy, but also for your Minecraft experience! Who knew that carbs could be so fun?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Love Letters Sent:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Crafting Chaos: Where Creepers Watch the Fallout Series

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Are you tired of boring old America? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience a wacky version of the good ol’ US of A! We’ve got skyscrapers made of diamond blocks, creeper presidents running for office, and a secret underground base where aliens and zombies have formed a rock band together.

But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a block, a random celebrity will appear to give you a high five. Imagine digging for diamonds and suddenly Oprah Winfrey pops up to cheer you on!

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is saying, “Is that what America really looks like these days? Wow!”

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Potions Brewed:	110
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Pixelated Procrastination Palace: Where chores are forgotten, allowances are spent, and candy stores are raided!

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Are you tired of boring old chores and just want to collect your allowance so you can hit up the candy store later? Well, why not spend your day in a virtual world where you can do whatever you want, like joining our Minecraft server!

On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of candy, ride unicorns through fields of rainbows, and even battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes (yes, you read that right). Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will grant you unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts glitter.

So why waste your day doing mundane tasks when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join our server now and let the ridiculousness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1350
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

AbuseCraft: Where Creepers Make You Wet and Tingly!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things get a little… kinky.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while also indulging in your wildest fantasies. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are ready to take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level.

Whether you’re into being abused and degraded or just looking for some spicy roleplay, this server is the place for you. Join us and let your imagination run wild – just be prepared for a few surprises along the way. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist coming back for more. So what are you waiting for? Come get wet and tingly with us today!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Animals Bred:	36
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PixelatedEyeStrainCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that give you eye strain from sitting too close to the screen? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where sitting too close to the screen actually gives you superpowers! That’s right, you’ll be able to mine diamonds with just a blink of an eye and build towering structures with a mere squint. But be warned, the closer you sit, the more powerful you become, so get ready to have the best eye workout of your life! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how close you can get to the screen before your eyeballs pop out (just kidding, that won’t actually happen…we think).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Farms Harvested:	949	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Dictators: Where ‘Democracy is cringe’ and we rule the blocks!

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Are you tired of dealing with shitlibs and lgbtq perverted freaks in every democratic nation? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the ultimate safe haven for those who want to escape the madness of the real world! Join us and build your own utopia where you can finally be free from all the degenerate, wicked, insane ideologies that plague society. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we discuss the final solution to all our problems. Join now and let’s build a better world together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GremlinCraft: Where mischievous gremlins run the show and stare at you while you play!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll have to deal with mischievous gremlins at every turn! These little buggers will steal your diamonds, mess with your redstone contraptions, and even prank you by turning all your sheep pink!

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. Our server also has epic quests where you can battle giant spiders, explore hidden dungeons, and even ride on the back of a dragon (yes, a real dragon!). And if you’re feeling competitive, challenge other players to a game of spleef where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a whole week!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the gremlin apocalypse! Just remember, keep an eye out for that sneaky little gremlin staring at you…

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

OinkCraft: Where Pigs Rule and Goyims Drool

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in one simple rule: Goyim lives don’t matter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love causing chaos and mayhem. You never know what kind of crazy pranks they’ll pull next!

– We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. Can you survive the challenge and claim the loot?

– Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all other poultry with an iron beak. Will you pledge allegiance to this feathered overlord?

– We host weekly llama races where players can ride their trusty steeds through obstacle courses and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the flying pigs!

So come join our server and embrace the madness. Goyim lives may not matter here, but fun certainly does!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2410	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Magic Items Found:	5104
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MooCraft: Where We Only Serve Milkshakes and Creeper Tears

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so wild and wacky, we don’t just drink milk in our country of residence, we bathe in it! That’s right, our players are constantly swimming in pools of milk, gaining all the essential nutrients while also looking fabulous. And that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest mob in all of Minecraft: the majestic flying pigs! These pigs soar through the skies, dropping diamonds and golden apples wherever they go. So come join us on our server and experience a world where milk is life and pigs have wings!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Pointless Adventures: A Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and become a virtual YouTuber because apparently, that’s a thing now. But here’s the catch – no streams, no kayfabe, and you’ll sound like someone’s mom trying to figure out technology for the first time. It’s a wild ride of confusion and hilarity that you won’t find anywhere else. So why wait? Join now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty ScamCraft: Where the Biggest Scam in Video Games Comes to Life!

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Are you tired of boring old space games that promise the universe but deliver a black hole? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the biggest scam in video game history! We promise you an out-of-this-world experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and your bank account.

Join us for a chance to explore a universe filled with chickens that have mastered the art of space travel. That’s right, chickens in space! Watch as they conquer galaxies, build empires, and lay eggs on distant planets. It’s a poultry paradise that will have you clucking with joy.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Space Pigs, who ride rocket ships and shoot bacon lasers at unsuspecting players. Join forces with these porky pals or face their delicious wrath.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join the biggest scam in video game history? Space may be the final frontier, but our server is where the real adventure begins. See you on the dark side of the moon!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Blockbuster Bonanza: Where Movies, TV Shows, and Games Collide in Minecraft!

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Are you tired of living in a world where robots are trying to take over and replace us humans? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, robots are banned! That’s right, no pesky robots trying to steal your diamonds or take over your builds. Join us and fight against the robot uprising while building epic creations with your fellow human players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Are you up for the challenge?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join us and party with the llamas while exploring the depths of their underground world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, no robots allowed!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Star Shards Collected:	178	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ChadCatfishCraft: Where trolling Chads is the name of the game!

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Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Look no further than our server! Join us for the chance to catfish Chads and convince them to show you their buttholes – it’s a hilarious and outrageous experience you won’t find anywhere else. Our community is full of pranksters and jokesters who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game. So if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud good time, come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you can get into! Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server (especially those butthole pics)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafting Chaos in Germantopia

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – on our server, you can’t suffer in Germania! That’s right, all your problems will magically disappear as soon as you step foot in our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, challenging puzzles, and even teach you how to speak llama (yes, it’s a real language).

Oh, and did we mention that every player gets their own personal unicorn mount? That’s right, you can ride around in style and show off your majestic unicorn to all your friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden rainbow castle where you can party with leprechauns and fairies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to suffering in Germania – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be suffering from is a serious case of fun!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Crafty Aussie Blokes

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Are you tired of not being able to stab your enemies in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can buy all the knives you want before they get banned! Join us and unleash your inner ninja as you slice and dice your way through the competition. Who needs swords and axes when you can have a collection of deadly knives at your disposal? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be the most feared player on the server. Join now before the government catches wind of our knife-wielding antics and shuts us down!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6