NoKidsAllowedMC

babysitter, bbq, Boundaries, childfree, cussing, Drinking, Expectations, Family Events, family friendly, family time, friendship, Game Nights, Kids, life choices, NoKidsAllowedMC, parenting, Parenting styles, park, socializing, toddlers, true friends

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

SisterHIPPACraft

code of conduct, confidentiality breach, ethical dilemma, ethical standards, HIPPA violation, legal implications, moral responsibility, patient confidentiality, personal bias, personal vendetta, privacy violation, professional boundaries, professional ethics, professional misconduct, reporting misconduct, reporting unethical behavior, sister-in-law, SisterHIPPACraft, Therapist, therapy session, trust issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Potions Brewed:	105
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CatFactsMC SMP

CatFactsMC, smp

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockyJerkzMC

10. violation of trust, 11. inappropriate behavior, 12. personal boundaries, 13. uncomfortable situations, 14. unwanted behavior, 15. disrespectful actions, 16. inappropriate conduct, 17. violation of trust, 18. Personal boundaries, 19. uncomfortable situations, 2. sexual harassment, 20. unwanted behavior, 3. uncomfortable situations, 4. boundaries crossed, 5. personal violation, 6. awkward encounters, 7. unwanted advances, 8. disrespectful actions, 9. inappropriate conduct, BlockyJerkzMC, Inappropriate Behavior

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	182
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

action, animation, Anime, chainsaw, chainsaw man, chainsaw man anime, Crafty, dark fantasy, Director, exciting news, highly anticipated, Horror, man, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, New Project, Reze-hen, Reze-hen adaptation, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, Tatsuya Oishi, Tatsuya Oishi director, upcoming release

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	5293

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Charlie Blitzo Moxxie Millie Loona Demon Hell Hotel Princess Assassin Startup Overpopulation Rehabilitation Kingdom Pilot YouTube Cytube Fanfic, hooligans, Hotel, Minecraft, smp

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Farms Harvested:	772

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

accused of stealing, aita, Apology, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer service, dining and dashing, Etiquette, getting married, learning from mistakes, Making things right, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Olive Garden, restaurant experience, self reflection, Server, special occasion, Tipping, TipTopCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FertileFiascoCraft

adoption, BETRAYAL, Communication, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional turmoil, ENGAGEMENT, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, Family Support, FertileFiascoCraft, fertility issues, Honesty, infertility, relationships, reproductive health, Secrets, sibling relationships, Trust

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering deep family secrets and causing major relationship drama!

Imagine a world where you can roleplay as the meddling sibling who spills the beans about their sister’s infertility to her unsuspecting fiancé. Will you be the hero who reveals the truth, or the villain who destroys a relationship? The choice is yours on our server!

Witness the aftermath of dropping a bombshell like no other – from the angry sister who hates your guts to the fiancé who is left reeling from the shocking revelation. It’s like watching a reality TV show unfold right before your eyes, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now and get ready to stir up some serious trouble! Who knew Minecraft could be this juicy?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alien Abductions:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Mines Excavated:	1002	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Passport Panic: Minecraft Edition

bureaucracy, China, citizenship, documentation, Edition, education, employment, foreign teachers, Government, international schools, legal requirements, Minecraft, national security, Panic, passport, Passports, policy, regulations, restrictions, rules, schoolteachers, teaching abroad, travel, work visas

Yo, come join dis epic Minecraft server where we got crazier stuff happenin than China demandin schoolteachers hand in their passports! Like, imagine a world where llamas ride pigs into battle against evil villagers tryna steal all our diamonds! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where creepers drop sick beats while doin the moonwalk! Trust me, you ain’t seen Minecraft like dis before, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dying Dialects – Crafty Server

Crafty, cultural heritage, dialect extinction, Dialects, Dying, endangered dialects, endangered language preservation, endangered languages, indigenous languages, language conservation, language conservation efforts, language diversity, language documentation, language extinction, language loss, language preservation, language revitalization, language revitalization programs, language revival, linguistic anthropology, linguistic diversity, linguistic diversity conservation, minority languages, Server

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can save endangered languages by building virtual dialects out of blocks!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2608	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockyLungs BeGone

addiction recovery, aging, BEGONE, benefits of quitting, BlockyLungs, Cigarette Smoking, health benefits, healthy lifestyle, life expectancy, Longevity, quitting at 35, quitting at 75, quitting for good, quitting for health, quitting for longevity, quitting for wellness, quitting habits, quitting smoking, smoking cessation, smoking cessation study, smoking risks, tobacco cessation

hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat it will add years to ur life like quitting ciggies. yea u heard me right, just by playin on dis server u will live longer, like a frickin wizard or sumthin. so wat r u waitin for? join now and start livin dat sweet, sweet minecraft life, cuz u ain’t never too old to reap dem benefits, baby!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Tipsy Craft Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol withdrawal, Alcoholic, benzos, Craft, detox program, Detoxification, DTS, health complications, Hospital, kidneys, liver, long-term effects, medical detox, Minecraft, pancreas, Recovery, Server, SHAKING, Sobriety, substance abuse, tipsy, Vodka, withdrawal symptoms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most hardcore drinkers can find a safe haven! Need a break from the real world detox struggles? Join us and let your virtual self indulge in all the booze you want without any consequences! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually chugging down liters of vodka while building your dream castle.

Don’t worry about your kidneys failing or DTs kicking in, because on our server, anything is possible! Your liver and pancreas will be working overtime to keep up with your virtual drinking habits, and you’ll be shaking from excitement, not withdrawal symptoms.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where alcoholics of all levels can come together and build their way to sobriety (or not, we won’t judge)! Cheers to virtual drinking and endless fun!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

WinterChill Eric Minecraft SMP Bischoff BrettHart

1997, behind the scenes, BETRAYAL, Bischoff, bitter rivalry, Brett Hart, BrettHart, Championship, controversy, Deceit, Eric, Eric Bischoff, Manipulation, Minecraft, Montreal Screwjob, professional wrestling, Revenge, scandal, shawn michaels, Shocking.., smp, Vince McMahon, WCW, Winter, winterchill, wrestling

Join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate the infamous showdown between Eric Bischoff and Brett Hart in the winter of 1997! Will you be the one to pull off the ultimate betrayal or will you be the hero who saves the day? Only on our server can you experience the drama, the betrayal, and the epic battles that will go down in history as the most insane Minecraft SMP ever! Join now and rewrite history in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	New Chunks Explored:	984304
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NoRoomieNoProblemo

Apology, arrangement, basement suite, BLINDS, Boyfriend, contract, coworker, discounted price, Disrespect, grossed out, guest room, living room, mailing address, move in, NoRoomieNoProblemo, Pets, random dude, red flag, Rent, renting, stranger, Training

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any coworkers boning on your virtual couches! Unlike some people in real life, our players know how to keep it classy and stick to the bedrooms (or better yet, build their own private love nests in the game).

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and creativity, where you can build your dream house without worrying about unexpected guests getting frisky in your living room. Our server is a safe space for all players, as long as they follow the golden rule of Minecraft etiquette: no couch boning allowed!

So come on over and leave the drama at the door (or the basement, in this case). With no rent to pay and no contracts to sign, you can focus on what really matters – crafting, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers. See you in the game, where the only thing getting screwed is the occasional creeper!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Meteorites Collected:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.