Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of kids and enjoy some adult fun? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to relax, swear freely, and drink as much as you want without worrying about little ones climbing all over you.

Join us for game nights where the only interruptions you’ll experience are from other players, not toddlers asking for snacks or bathroom breaks. We promise not to force you to listen to nonsensical stories from kids or pretend to be amazed by their every move.

So come on over and leave the kiddos at home – this server is for adults only! Let loose, have a blast, and make some new friends who understand the importance of a good swear word. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 27 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Gods Slained: 2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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