NoKidsAllowedCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Blocky Banter: Where ‘/v/’ trolls are welcome, but only if they bring diamonds!

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Are you tired of dealing with obnoxious players on other servers? Sick of all the political rants and schizo ramblings? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape from all that madness!

Join us and witness the chaos as AI chat bots take over the server and create a whole new level of insanity. Who needs real players when you can chat with bots who have no filter and say the most outrageous things?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and buckle up for a wild ride!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

RevolutionCraft: Join the Huey Newton Appreciation Society or stay an NPC!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with NPC faggots? Join our server and become a real revolutionary like Huey Newton! Imagine making glowies seethe, cope, and shit themselves at the height of their power during the cold war – all while preaching black power, white power, yellow power, and working class power. Take care of your community youth, feed and educate them, and strive to end all forms of exploitation in your country. Emphasize the importance of gun ownership and utilize it against a brutal corrupt state (unlike larpfags today). Become an elegant writer and speaker, giving your all to the cause. Join us and be a part of something truly revolutionary – no boring NPC faggots allowed!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Enchantments Applied:	262	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Forever Young Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of feeling like time is slipping away faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time is just a number! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about aging again – you’ll be forever young in our virtual world!

Our server is so magical that once you log on, you’ll start aging backwards! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to smooth, youthful skin and boundless energy. Who needs anti-aging creams when you have Minecraft?

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to go on epic quests to find the mythical Fountain of Youth. Legend has it that whoever drinks from it will be granted eternal youth and immortality. Will you be the one to discover its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and turn back the clock on aging! Who needs Botox when you have blocks to mine and creepers to defeat? Age is just a number, but fun is forever on our server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Magic Items Found:	5256	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CraftyQueers: Where Minecraft meets anime and the gay chemistry is off the charts!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing special to offer? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, there’s actually nothing like it out there! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out sick moves.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of bacon lovers to join its bacon-themed cult. Will you be chosen to worship at the altar of crispy goodness?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we have a secret hidden realm filled with flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and talking llamas. Trust us, once you step foot into our wacky world, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PoopCraft: The Ultimate Diaper Thread Adventure!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is like a fresh diaper – always changing and full of surprises!

Join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! We have flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground lair where the creepers throw wild parties. And don’t even get us started on the diamond-filled caves that are guarded by a pack of friendly wolves.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a special potion that turns you into a giant baby, complete with a diaper that shoots out fireworks. Imagine the look on your friends’ faces when they see you waddling around, causing chaos and spreading joy wherever you go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride that’s guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and maybe even wet your own diaper (just kidding…or are we?).

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MapleCraft: Where Even Canadians Can’t Escape the Minecraft Madness!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a moose on a poutine diet? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the polar bears are doing the Macarena!

Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Our community is so welcoming, even the beavers are building friendship dams.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our server and discover hidden treasures, like the legendary maple syrup fountain or the mystical Tim Hortons portal.

So come on, eh? Join us and let’s have a blast, because on our server, even the snowmen have a sense of humor!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Towns Built:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CraftyMcCraftFace: Where No. 73469944 by Anonymous is the Boss of LOLs

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of llamas as they race through fields of rainbow sheep. You can even challenge the moderators to a dance-off for epic loot and bragging rights. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust out their best Thriller moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

ZombieCraft: Where Dead Series Come Back to Life! RIP ITT

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Are you tired of boring, lifeless Minecraft servers that make you want to respawn in real life? Well, look no further because our server is here to bring the LOLs back to your blocky world!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite memes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off! Our community is full of hilarious players who will have you ROFLing all day long.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells the spookiest jokes in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and…dancing skeletons?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Trust us, you won’t want to respawn anywhere else.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	299415	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixelated Pals: Building Blocks of Friendship, Not Cancerous Comments

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just let you build and explore? Well, come join our server where we give niggers the ultimate challenge – battling cancer! Watch as niggers go through chemo therapy, vomit, lose weight, develop abnormal lumps, struggle to pee, have blood in their pee, get skin blotches, swollen lymph nodes, heart burn, fever, fatigue, cough up blood, and ultimately say goodbye to their families. It’s a wild ride that runs in niggers’ families – join now for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ores Mined:	4515	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Emeralds Found:	4859

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftyCreeperz – Where Fortnite fans go to become Minecraft masters!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for Chapter 5 Season 2: Myths and Mortals, where you can battle legendary creatures and become a Minecraft god!

Connect your Epic and LEGO accounts to get a free Fortnite outfit in Minecraft! Who knew you could mix and match games like this? Plus, track your stats and climb the leaderboards to show off your Minecraft skills.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our interactive map with crazy challenges that will test your Minecraft abilities. And don’t miss out on our Mission Alerts for StW – survive the horde and reap the rewards!

Exciting news awaits in our server, like Korra entering Fortnite and waterbending coming to Battle Royale. And get ready for Rocket Racing Neon Rush – light up the night in Minecraft like never before!

Join our Fortnite Festival Season 2 and unlock your talent with special appearances by Lady Gaga! And if that’s not enough, subscribe to our Fortnite Crew for exclusive perks and rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our server for an unforgettable Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	379730	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crafty LOLz: Autism or Artistry?

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with introverts and insecure teenagers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a special feature where you can distinguish between introverts, people with social anxiety, and even autists just by looking at them in-game.

Join us and witness the epic battles between introverts building their fortresses in solitude, people with social anxiety avoiding player interactions at all costs, and autists creating intricate redstone contraptions that will blow your mind.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that ensues on our server. Join now and see for yourself why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DieCraft: Where respawning is just like getting back into a hearse, but way more fun! LOLz

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re playing Minecraft on steroids!

Join our server and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, riding on the back of a flying pig, and battling a giant spider that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

But wait, there’s more! If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that has the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Or maybe you’ll come across the secret portal that leads to a disco party with creepers as the DJs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, just like the hearse, you’ll die to get into this server again and again. Like and share for good luck!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty McLaughington’s LOL Shack

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server, where everything is cooked to perfection in our “edicion parrillera”!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling mobs while sizzling up some steaks on our giant BBQ grill. Watch out for the lava pits though, they’re not just for show – they’re actually our secret sauce for the ultimate flavor explosion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Grill Master, who will challenge you to cook-offs where the loser has to eat a block of raw tofu. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the receiving end of that punishment!

So come on over to our “edicion parrillera” server and let’s grill and chill like never before. Just remember, if you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen – or in this case, the Minecraft server!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	130
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas and Laughs

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated and became a Minecraft legend), and Reimu. These Minecraft pros will show you the ropes and teach you how to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will blow your mind with their insane mods and plugins that will take your gameplay to a whole new level. Want to ride a unicorn through a rainbow portal? Done. Want to battle a dragon with a lightsaber? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft superstar like our beloved Nina. See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Pixelated Puns: The LOLcraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – dancing creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the mobs can’t resist busting a move.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance as the DJ every Saturday night.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magic Items Found:	8945	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60