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Raven Craft

Welcome to Raven Craft, a thrilling Minecraft server where you can form powerful clans, team up with your friends, and dominate your enemies! Engage in epic battles, strategize with your clan, and rise to the top in a world filled with exciting challenges. Whether you’re building your fortress or engaging in large-scale PvP, Raven Craft has something for every adventurer. Will your clan reign supreme?

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Divine Spears Created:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Chattanet

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Welcome to Chattanet, the ultimate Minecraft server! Pillars of Fortune: Climb to the top in this exciting game mode with challenging maps, competitive leaderboards, and tons of fun! Skyblock: Build your own island in the sky, explore dungeons, and team up with friends. Compete to be the best and enjoy endless adventures. Minigames: Take a break with fast and fun minigames like TNT Tag, TNT Lobbers, and more! Join Chattanet today for great gameplay and an awesome community!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	7851
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Mom’s Minecraft Server: Watch or Play?

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join us on our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists. We promise you’ll never be bored, whether you’re exploring our custom-built worlds or battling it out in epic PvP battles.

And hey, if you’re into some truly insane shenanigans, we’ve got you covered. Rumor has it that on our server, you might just stumble upon a secret dungeon where you can watch your mom get into some, uh, interesting situations with strangers or even people you know.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach – things can get pretty wild around here!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Macross Plus OST Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is pure distilled ’90s nostalgia! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re transported back to the days of slap bracelets, Tamagotchis, and dial-up internet.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are just as obsessed with the ’90s as you are. We have themed build competitions like “Best Saved By The Bell Recreation” and “Most Radical Neon Pixel Art”.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows players who can recite all the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s party like it’s 1999!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5839	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TVShowBondingCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, emotional connection, Empathy, Entertainment, family time, gilmore girls, hobbies, interests, mother daughter bonding, mother-daughter relationship, movie night, Personal preferences, quality time, relationships, Respect, spending time together, tv show, TVShowBondingCraft, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for a place to escape from the drama of entitled mothers and daughters yelling at each other? Look no further! Join us for some epic mother/daughter bonding time without all the screaming matches.

Our server is filled with quirky side characters and charming landscapes for you to explore. Who needs Gilmore Girls when you can have a Minecraft adventure with your loved ones?

Don’t waste your time watching TV, join our server and create your own story with endless possibilities. Plus, we promise no Taylor Swift concerts required (unless you’re into that sort of thing).

So come on over and join us for a truly unique and unforgettable gaming experience. Who needs TV when you have Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VacayWeirdo in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience vacations like never before! We have a secret underground vacation resort where you can ride pigs down waterslides and play volleyball with creepers. Trust us, you’ve never had a vacation quite like this before. So pack your bags (or just bring your virtual ones) and join us for a vacation you’ll never forget!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockyBedBuddies

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of craziness!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to become someone’s first sexual partner… in Minecraft! That’s right, we have a whole new level of roleplaying where you can explore the depths of relationships in a blocky world. Will you be a gentle lover or a passionate one? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders to his loyal subjects. Join his kingdom and you’ll be treated to endless chicken feasts and epic battles against rival factions.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures in Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll create along the way.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	422

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyPolishTrades

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lol imagine a minecraft server where poland is like, “hey russia, hold my pierogi” and overtakes them in exports lmao. if you wanna be part of this epic showdown, join our server where you can trade virtual goods like a boss. who knows, maybe you’ll become the next poland of minecraft and dominate the virtual economy. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear, so come join us and be part of the craziest trade war in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8853	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Smell-O-Vision Speedrun

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join our epic minecraft server cuz we got smells that will blow ur mind, like seriously dude. our players can discriminate smells faster than u can say “diamonds are forever, baby!” it’s like a superpower, but with noses. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to sniff out the competition. trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SYSarchy

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Welcome to SYSarchy SMP! This is a faction based server but to be in this server you don’t have to choose one side! You can be neutral or be loyal to a faction or even create your own! As this is a WIP server there are problems! Be patient! It is preferred that a faction grows the world’s economy. Starting wars is frowned upon, unless you have good reason. Alliances are strongly recommended. There will be more rules, add-ins, twists, and more coming soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Star Shards Collected:	283	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Veil SMP: Where Semi-Vanilla, PVP, Teams, Bliss, and LifeSteal collide for chaos and hilarity!

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Welcome to Veil SMP!

Get ready for an epic adventure on Veil SMP! Launching this Friday, our server offers a Bliss SMP x Lifesteal experience with exciting seasonal updates. Dive into a friendly and close-knit community where every player’s journey matters. Enjoy a balanced, dynamic economy through our player-driven marketplace—no pay-to-win, just pure fun! Level up your gameplay with engaging quests and explore unique custom tools and enchantments.

Server Details:

Version	1.21.1, Java Edition Only
Server IP	veilsmp.us.to
Discord	https://discord.gg/4RDFD7trjE

What Makes Us Stand Out?

📘 Organized Discord Channels: Explore all features and connect with others before launch.
🔧 Quality of Life Commands: Access /spawn, /tpa, /home, and more.
⚠️ Fair Rules: Ensuring a smooth and fun experience for everyone.
👥 Active & Supportive Staff: Always ready to help when you need it.
🎁 No Pay-to-Win: Earn everything through gameplay alone.
💰 Thriving Economy: Buy and sell items through player-run shops and auctions.
🌈 Inclusive Community: Everyone is welcome with open arms.
🚨 No Land Claiming: This means a true survival experience! You’ll need to strategize and build alliances to protect your base. Ready for the challenge?

Launches This Friday—Join the Discord now to stay updated and be among the first to hop on when it opens. See you there!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server if I don’t have the Java Edition?	Unfortunately, our server is only compatible with the Java Edition of Minecraft.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our server rules and guidelines.
Is there a whitelist for the server?	No, our server is open to all players who abide by our rules and create a positive gaming environment.
How can I get involved in the community events?	Join our Discord server and stay tuned for announcements about upcoming events and activities.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3428	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Age 28 Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone acts like a mature adult? Well, look no further because our server is filled with 28-year-olds who still act like they’re 12! Join us for a wild ride of immature jokes, ridiculous pranks, and constant chaos. Who needs responsibility when you can spend your days building giant phallic structures and trolling your fellow players? So come on, join us and see for yourself how 28-year-olds really act in Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magic Items Found:	1603
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Farms Harvested:	986	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

The Secret Diamond Society Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens riding pigs. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think). Then, you stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Why are they so fancy? Who knows, but they sure do make for great conversation partners.

But wait, there’s more! Join our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players compete to build the most ridiculous structures imaginable. From giant toilets to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, nothing is off limits. And the winner gets a prize that may or may not be a stack of dirt blocks (hey, we never said it was a good prize).

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – you’ll never be bored again.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3156	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Farms Harvested:	941
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

DiscoDisabled Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the screeching and groaning of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Join us for a dining experience that’s better than Olive Garden (not that it takes much) and enjoy the luxury of moving to a different room if you encounter any unexpected noises.

Just like the mentally disabled adult at the restaurant, our server will accommodate your needs and make sure you have a pleasant gaming experience. And if you ever feel like you need to switch tables (or biomes), we’ve got you covered!

So come on down to our server and leave the drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a family of creepers who will screech and groan their way into your heart. Don’t worry, we won’t judge if you decide to move to a different part of the map – after all, it’s all about having fun and enjoying the game!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

UndieCraft: Sibling Edition

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage players to express themselves through their in-game fashion choices! Join us and strut your stuff in your digital boxers or underwear, just like the epic showdown between the sibling duo in our server’s lore. Will you be the one to claim victory in the battle of the bulge? Join now and find out!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Void Armor Forged:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!